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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby SKYO » Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:59 pm

Here's my new big ass team, added bfugly, just three trades with Jets/Ducks/Panthers.
Juice doesn't have to be the only tough guy back there.
Penner can play anywhere on the top 3 lines.

We'll be the San Antonio Spurs of the NHL, big and talented, steamrolling teams.

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Ryan Kesler Higgins
Penner Matthias Hansen
Sestito Lain Parros/Gaunce
Volpatti

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Corrado

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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby RoyalDude » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:55 pm

So Skyo, you still believe in the meaningless staged fights put on by heavyweight goons (Parros) who play roughly 3-5 minutes a game and are completely useless when it comes to the playoffs.
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby SKYO » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:57 pm

RoyalDude wrote:So Skyo, you still believe in the staged fights put on by heavyweight goons (Parros) who play roughly 3-5 minutes a game and are completely useless when it comes to the playoffs.

Hence! we have Volp/Gaunce some other utility ufa come in as well, Parros will help for a those odd rougher 45 games in a long grueling season.
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Island Nucklehead » Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:19 pm

RoyalDude wrote:So Skyo, you still believe in the meaningless staged fights put on by heavyweight goons (Parros) who play roughly 3-5 minutes a game and are completely useless when it comes to the playoffs.


Bollig is dressing in the cup finals for Chicago. And although I think Shawn Thronton is effective, he's only playing 7:30/night (about a minute more per game than Parros).

I don't think we need a knuckle-dragger like Boogard (rip), but I think we need a guy whose sole purpose is to smash people, either with his fists or, more importantly, his body. IMO, Sestito ain't it.
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Strangelove » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:04 pm

SKYO wrote:Byfuglien


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 16224.html

302 pounds!!! :shock:

Pretty sure ole Buffy sees Mason Raymond as a nice light snack....
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby SKYO » Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:40 pm

Strangelove wrote:
SKYO wrote:Byfuglien


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 16224.html

302 pounds!!! :shock:

Pretty sure ole Buffy sees Mason Raymond as a nice light snack....

lolol

Yup added him to the top 4 d!
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Topper » Wed Jun 12, 2013 10:18 pm

SKYO wrote:
Strangelove wrote:
SKYO wrote:Byfuglien


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck- ... 16224.html

302 pounds!!! :shock:

Pretty sure ole Buffy sees Mason Raymond as a nice light snack....

lolol

Yup added him to the top 4 d!

so he can clear the net in front of Luongo
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby SKYO » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:40 am

strombone can joke about that on twitter, as he'll just get traded before his best pal buf gets traded to the Canucks.
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Mondi » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:36 pm

I will preface this question by noting that I think another nuts team will offer these guys big contracts, BUT...

If Lecavelier and Richard are bought out, how about singing both 1 or 2 year deals at 2 to 3 million. Torts reunion. And they are around the age of our core players.

Is there any way that could work? Would these guys help?

Sedin Sedin Burrows
Booth Richards Kesler
Hansen Lecavalier Higgins
Beast Beast Kassian

Mildly ridiculous? Majorly Ridiculous?
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby vic » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:44 pm

Mondi wrote:I will preface this question by noting that I think another nuts team will offer these guys big contracts, BUT...

If Lecavelier and Richard are bought out, how about singing both 1 or 2 year deals at 2 to 3 million. Torts reunion. And they are around the age of our core players.

Is there any way that could work? Would these guys help?

Sedin Sedin Burrows
Booth Richards Kesler
Hansen Lecavalier Higgins
Beast Beast Kassian

Mildly ridiculous? Majorly Ridiculous?


Vinny, I could see.

After what Torts did to Richards in the final two games of the playoffs in NY, highly doubt he wants to play for him again.
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Mondi » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:47 pm

Right completely forgot about that...Vinny, maybe. Richards, no.
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Rumsfeld » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:49 pm

Apparently they might hang on to Richards one more season to see how AV does with him.

If AV put one of our top forwards in the press box for the biggest games of the season, 90% of this board would have screamed bloody murder BTW...
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Vader » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:55 pm

vic wrote:
Mondi wrote:I will preface this question by noting that I think another nuts team will offer these guys big contracts, BUT...

If Lecavelier and Richard are bought out, how about singing both 1 or 2 year deals at 2 to 3 million. Torts reunion. And they are around the age of our core players.

Is there any way that could work? Would these guys help?

Sedin Sedin Burrows
Booth Richards Kesler
Hansen Lecavalier Higgins
Beast Beast Kassian

Mildly ridiculous? Majorly Ridiculous?


Vinny, I could see.

After what Torts did to Richards in the final two games of the playoffs in NY, highly doubt he wants to play for him again.


"Torts" made Richards show up for the season out of shape?
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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby ESQ » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:02 pm

Mondi wrote:Right completely forgot about that...Vinny, maybe. Richards, no.

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Re: The mildly ridiculous trade proposals thread

Postby Hockey Widow » Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:39 pm

Vinny would not come out west. He would try Montreal first. But I don't think a team like Tampa has the cash to afford that buy out, nothing to do with the cap, but the cash.
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