(lifts head up from his nap in shaded hammock, sips a beer)
You mean it's over now, and I can watch hockey again?
Musta been sweet to watch that moment when those Boston pig-fuckers' hearts were ripped out in the stands in the last minute. Couldn't have happened to a classier bunch of people, exemplified by their whining about injuries after they lost. My God, the "Big Bad Briuns" got their wittle tootsies bwuised.... it's not faaaaaaaair.... if their guys were healthy, well... well... it's not faaaaaaair.... (grabs a tissue and a stuffed bear and a soother)
Thanks Julien, for showing us how 'K'lassy you, your team, and your organization are. I'm sure Jeremy Jacobs went storming to Buttman's box demanding a refund after the game.
On the flip-side, now we'll have to suffer Vince Vaughn and the rest of the mongoloid shit-hawk crowd crow about their two cups. Thing is, that team had a hell of a season - even if it was only half a season.
As for Gillis being caught going the wrong way again, I don't think so. The team still needs to get bigger and more physical. Hell, Chicago was bigger and more physical this year than the Canucks - and they had Kane on the ice! Gillis just has to keep maintain some key skilled players. All the final four teams (with the possible exception of Pittsburgh) had a good balance of size, skill and physicality. Gillis just needs to get that balance.
Above all, thank God it's over and we can get to the entertainment of the off-season.
Love the Sport. Love the Team.
Hate the League. Live from Riga, bitches...