Vancouver Canucks hire coach John Tortorella

Welcome to the main forum of our site. Anything and everything to do with the Vancouver Canucks is dicussed and debated here.

Moderator: Referees

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Topper » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:28 pm

A couple of posters have obligations to live up to

Rumsfeld wrote:Everyone just dry off.

Torts will not be our coach. If that goofy little hamsterfaced smugfuck is our coach this season I will personally drive CFP to the ferry.


enjoy the ride CFP

Eddy Punch Clock wrote:
RoyalDude wrote:I got a sneaking suspicion the Players Agent is gonna hire Torts.


If he does I will join you on the dark side.

From that day forward I will also refer to him as the Players Agent..... and any past questionable moves he's made that I'm currently giving him the benefit of the doubt on will now forever be filed under FAIL.

Also, if Gillis hires Torts, I will eat my own pubes like that Flames fan..... even given what HW has said.


I've always eaten them from a juicy pie, but they were never my own, so I can't help you with any recipes.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
User avatar
Topper
CC Legend
 
Posts: 4990
Joined: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 pm
Location: Earth, most days.

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Eddy Punch Clock » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:36 pm

Topper wrote:I've always eaten them from a juicy pie, but they were never my own, so I can't help you with any recipes.


I prefer meat pies too. Not much of a sweet tooth.

Think I'll make a crab salad.
2011..... the one that got away.
User avatar
Eddy Punch Clock
CC 1st Team All-Star
 
Posts: 964
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:35 am
Location: The Wack

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby ODB » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:47 pm

Strangelove wrote:
My name is Strangelove and I love this hiring. :thumbs:

I totally agree Doc. As I said in the canned thread, we've been begging for bold. This is bold! Tort's in this market, it's going to be interesting. But GMMG didn't take the safe road here. He's put his neck on the line and brought in a guy that's going to demand the player’s attention.

I don't think he'll coach here as long as AV did but I also don't see this team getting swept in the first round next spring.

Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Av has got to go...

Ding Dong the stupid cunt is dead... :D

Long Live Torts... :drink:
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
User avatar
ODB
CC Hall of Fan Member
 
Posts: 1167
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Rumsfeld » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:57 pm

Oh well, what's the worst that could happen.

*accelerates while shoving CFP's booster seat out of truck*
Cowards die a thousand times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.
User avatar
Rumsfeld
CC Hall of Fan Member
 
Posts: 2632
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:48 pm
Location: Pissed in the Canyon

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Strangelove » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:03 pm

ODB wrote:Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Av has got to go...

Ding Dong the stupid cunt is dead... :D

Long Live Torts... :drink:


Yeah, you and I were both hollering for AV's head a year ago. :cheers:

The only thing that worries me about Torts is that he sometimes sports a goatee.... :look:
____
The Ring Leader
User avatar
Strangelove
CC Legend
 
Posts: 7543
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Rumsfeld » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:08 pm

Strangelove wrote:
ODB wrote:Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Av has got to go...

Ding Dong the stupid cunt is dead... :D

Long Live Torts... :drink:


Yeah, you and I were both hollering for AV's head a year ago. :cheers:


The only thing that worries me about Torts is that he sometimes sports a goatee.... :look:


You should send him a tweet through a sock Dreger account where you recommend he shear it.

Torts is all about tough love, he'll understand. Nobody wants to look ridiculous if they don't have to.

*admires forehead swastika in mirror*
Cowards die a thousand times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.
User avatar
Rumsfeld
CC Hall of Fan Member
 
Posts: 2632
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:48 pm
Location: Pissed in the Canyon

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby ODB » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:13 pm

Strangelove wrote:
The only thing that worries me about Torts is that he sometimes sports a goatee.... :look:

Oh fuck, you're right!

Well ask anyone that's dealt with him for any length of time and I'm sure they'll tell you he's a douche bag so?

DB's Are Us?
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
User avatar
ODB
CC Hall of Fan Member
 
Posts: 1167
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Strangelove » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:14 pm

Image

Image
____
The Ring Leader
User avatar
Strangelove
CC Legend
 
Posts: 7543
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Strangelove » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:17 pm

ODB wrote:DB's Are Us?


Yeah, let's run with that. :drink:

We could get the whole team to grow goatees as a way of saying "Fuck you world!"

Thank God we got rid of that giggling coddler though amirite?

Torts is like his polar opposite.

As an aside, I wonder if this increases our chances of signing my man Clowe. :thumbs:

EDIT: The words of Rangers coach John Tortorella were hardly veiled, as on his team’s breakup day yesterday he made a strong push to keep unrestricted free agent Ryane Clowe wearing the Blueshirt. “I can’t talk about the contracts, I just think I’d be stepping out of bounds, but as far as Ryane Clowe, he’s the type of player you need in the playoffs,” Tortorella said.
____
The Ring Leader
User avatar
Strangelove
CC Legend
 
Posts: 7543
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby ODB » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:27 pm

Strangelove wrote:

We could get the whole team to grow goatees as a way of saying "Fuck you world!"


I see what you're sayin but, I highly doubt the whole team would agree to look like a bunch-o-assholes just to say "Fuck you world!"

A douche bag coach and a couple of soft sisters is really sufficient.
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
User avatar
ODB
CC Hall of Fan Member
 
Posts: 1167
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Strangelove » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:35 pm

Truth, no one likes to be justifiably called "cuntface".
____
The Ring Leader
User avatar
Strangelove
CC Legend
 
Posts: 7543
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:13 pm

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Boston Canucker » Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:53 pm

Thumbs down. I've watched many, many a Rangers game, really don't see him getting enough out of that talent. My thumbs down is purely hockey related, not his personality...he had the great run with TB in the playoffs in 2004, no doubt. But with NYR basically going out of its way to get him talent, and with the goalie he had, didn't see an elevation of the team's game in the playoffs.

I'll be thrilled to be wrong, but initial vote, negatory, good buddies.
Boston Canucker
CC 1st Team All-Star
 
Posts: 649
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:30 am

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Rumsfeld » Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:11 pm

Torts is like the hockey version of fucking Ralphie from the Sopranos. The good news is that Ralphie was my favourite character and this is going to be hilarious. The bad news is that Ralphie and Torts both have ego issues which prevent them from playing well with others. :lol:

I hope Torts straight up rips the softy Sedin kids a new one. That'll be interesting. I don't think they're going to take too kindly to Tortellini's Dwarf Complex and this hiring makes their re-upping in Vancouver less likely than it was yesterday IMO. Which I'm of course fine with BTW. :mex: :mex:

Luckily the Sedins are also still living in 1999 and think goatees are an acceptable form of facial hair.

I'm actually really looking forward to this. Let's face it, sports are about being entertained, and this greasy little Napolean wop is going to entertain the shit out of us. If Torts thought the NY media was bad wait till he gets a load of these twatflaps! :lol:

The greaseballs who sit behind our bench must be stoked as well.

:drink:
Cowards die a thousand times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.
User avatar
Rumsfeld
CC Hall of Fan Member
 
Posts: 2632
Joined: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:48 pm
Location: Pissed in the Canyon

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Eddy Punch Clock » Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:17 pm

Gillis on 1040...
2011..... the one that got away.
User avatar
Eddy Punch Clock
CC 1st Team All-Star
 
Posts: 964
Joined: Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:35 am
Location: The Wack

Re: Vancouver Canucks hire asshole coach John Tortorella rum

Postby Hockey Widow » Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:32 pm

Still no confirmation from MG other than to confirm Torts is in Vancouver. The Canucks have not yet officially hired a coach and won't offer up speculation or confirm rumours Torts has been offered a deal. Will make an announcement when hey have one to make.
The only HW the Canucks need
User avatar
Hockey Widow
CC Legend
 
Posts: 4241
Joined: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:52 pm

PreviousNext

Return to Canucks Corner Chat

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: dbr and 3 guests