2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago

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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago

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I find it al rather boring, really. By the way What's an OT Sedin Special
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Hockey Widow wrote: By the way What's an OT Sedin Special
Well, FIRST you need a situation where your team has had less than half the amount of PPs than your opposition, despite every game being decided by a late goal or OT.

THEN you need your incredibly soft star player to throw his first ever bodycheck in an elimination OT... now it's also important to note that said body check is a clean shoulder-to-shoulder hit.

FINALLY, you penalize said star player for his first ever bodycheck, resulting in that player's team being eliminated from the playoffs with a record-setting PP differential.

And THAT, my hockey message board friends, is how you pull off an OT Sedin Special. Expect more in the future!

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Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
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I should clarify my above post by stating that I refer to Danny Sedin as a "star" player in the loosest definition of the word...

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Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
So Doc's an advocate of trading the Sedins.

Interesting, interesting... 8-)
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Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
Only works if your team has history.

The Canucks could ice a roster of thugs and play like the Bruins, and still be called like the Canucks.
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Rumsfeld wrote:I should clarify my above post by stating that I refer to Danny Sedin as a "star" player in the loosest definition of the word...

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Rumsfeld wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
So Doc's an advocate of trading the Sedins.

Interesting, interesting... 8-)
Nah, like I say, it's okay to have a coupla pussy players as long as they're stars.

But you've gotta compensate for that with a buncha extra-assholish players.
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Island Nucklehead wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
Only works if your team has history.

The Canucks could ice a roster of thugs and play like the Bruins, and still be called like the Canucks.
I find most guys would rather buy into some conspiracy theory than accept the fact their team is Team Pussy.
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Strangelove wrote:
Rumsfeld wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
So Doc's an advocate of trading the Sedins.

Interesting, interesting... 8-)
Nah, like I say, it's okay to have a coupla pussy players as long as they're stars.

But you've gotta compensate for that with a buncha extra-assholish players.
Tha Hawks have Bolland and Shaw, we have Kesler and Burrows...

But coach Q actually encourages his assholes to run around and splash shit everywhere... whilst our assholes were wiped clean and taped shut from the get-go.
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The last real asshole we had was Torres and thee were dressing room issues with him. The family man who sees every little girl as his daughter and the man who sees every girl as a pussy.
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Hockey Widow wrote:The last real asshole we had was Torres and thee were dressing room issues with him. The family man who sees every little girl as his daughter and the man who sees every girl as a pussy.
90% of hockey players like fucking girls. Lots of them. Sometimes they even talk about that stuff in the dressing room, and other than the twins I doubt anybody takes offense to a little womanizing.

And the fact that Gillis went after Torres on deadline day pretty much shoots that rumor right square in the nuts IMO.
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Rumsfeld wrote: our assholes were wiped clean and taped shut from the get-go.
Loosely speaking, they were allowed to let their brown stars run between the the tight whistles.
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Strangelove wrote:
Island Nucklehead wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.

The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite? :mex:
Only works if your team has history.

The Canucks could ice a roster of thugs and play like the Bruins, and still be called like the Canucks.
I find most guys would rather buy into some conspiracy theory than accept the fact their team is Team Pussy.
Team Chickenshite ?? captained by a Pussy Twin? 2011 nearly turned it around with Kesler taking the leadership role..
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Yes those shitty twins. PPG over the last 50 + playoff games. I see the short bus is getting more passengers by the day with the chief mongoloid Bikerdude driving it.
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