2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
I find it al rather boring, really. By the way What's an OT Sedin Special
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Well, FIRST you need a situation where your team has had less than half the amount of PPs than your opposition, despite every game being decided by a late goal or OT.Hockey Widow wrote: By the way What's an OT Sedin Special
THEN you need your incredibly soft star player to throw his first ever bodycheck in an elimination OT... now it's also important to note that said body check is a clean shoulder-to-shoulder hit.
FINALLY, you penalize said star player for his first ever bodycheck, resulting in that player's team being eliminated from the playoffs with a record-setting PP differential.
And THAT, my hockey message board friends, is how you pull off an OT Sedin Special. Expect more in the future!
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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
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I should clarify my above post by stating that I refer to Danny Sedin as a "star" player in the loosest definition of the word...
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So Doc's an advocate of trading the Sedins.Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
Interesting, interesting...
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Only works if your team has history.Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
The Canucks could ice a roster of thugs and play like the Bruins, and still be called like the Canucks.
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Brown star?Rumsfeld wrote:I should clarify my above post by stating that I refer to Danny Sedin as a "star" player in the loosest definition of the word...
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Nah, like I say, it's okay to have a coupla pussy players as long as they're stars.Rumsfeld wrote:So Doc's an advocate of trading the Sedins.Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
Interesting, interesting...
But you've gotta compensate for that with a buncha extra-assholish players.
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I find most guys would rather buy into some conspiracy theory than accept the fact their team is Team Pussy.Island Nucklehead wrote:Only works if your team has history.Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
The Canucks could ice a roster of thugs and play like the Bruins, and still be called like the Canucks.
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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
Tha Hawks have Bolland and Shaw, we have Kesler and Burrows...Strangelove wrote:Nah, like I say, it's okay to have a coupla pussy players as long as they're stars.Rumsfeld wrote:So Doc's an advocate of trading the Sedins.Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
Interesting, interesting...
But you've gotta compensate for that with a buncha extra-assholish players.
But coach Q actually encourages his assholes to run around and splash shit everywhere... whilst our assholes were wiped clean and taped shut from the get-go.
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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
The last real asshole we had was Torres and thee were dressing room issues with him. The family man who sees every little girl as his daughter and the man who sees every girl as a pussy.
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90% of hockey players like fucking girls. Lots of them. Sometimes they even talk about that stuff in the dressing room, and other than the twins I doubt anybody takes offense to a little womanizing.Hockey Widow wrote:The last real asshole we had was Torres and thee were dressing room issues with him. The family man who sees every little girl as his daughter and the man who sees every girl as a pussy.
And the fact that Gillis went after Torres on deadline day pretty much shoots that rumor right square in the nuts IMO.
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Loosely speaking, they were allowed to let their brown stars run between the the tight whistles.Rumsfeld wrote: our assholes were wiped clean and taped shut from the get-go.
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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
Team Chickenshite ?? captained by a Pussy Twin? 2011 nearly turned it around with Kesler taking the leadership role..Strangelove wrote:I find most guys would rather buy into some conspiracy theory than accept the fact their team is Team Pussy.Island Nucklehead wrote:Only works if your team has history.Strangelove wrote:Rummy, that's the kind of treatment pussy teams have always received in the NHL playoffs.
The answer is to stop being a pussy team amirite?
The Canucks could ice a roster of thugs and play like the Bruins, and still be called like the Canucks.
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Re: 2013 Stanley Cup Finals Boston vs. Chicago
Yes those shitty twins. PPG over the last 50 + playoff games. I see the short bus is getting more passengers by the day with the chief mongoloid Bikerdude driving it.
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