CHI v. LA and BOS v. PIT (and Van v. ...Beuller...anybody?)

[SKYO]

Sedins for Malkin.
Pens would be killer.

Crosby
Sedins

[Rumsfeld]

How about Edler and a 2nd for Letang and Skyo's last 27 posts for two fresh cat turds.

[SKYO]

How about Edler and a 2nd for Letang and Skyo's last 27 posts for two fresh cat turds.

sounds crunchy.

[Rumsfeld]

I would rather still have Jordan Staal than Brandon Sutter and the #8 pick.

[Island Nucklehead]

I would rather still have Jordan Staal than Brandon Sutter and the #8 pick.

Could you afford him?

[Rumsfeld]

I would rather still have Jordan Staal than Brandon Sutter and the #8 pick.

Could you afford him?

I would find a way to make room for him.

[Island Nucklehead]

I would rather still have Jordan Staal than Brandon Sutter and the #8 pick.

Could you afford him?

I would find a way to make room for him.

Fair enough.

[Hockey Widow]

Wow Pens get two goals all series. Makes me feel better. I wonder if Iggy regrets vetoing the Boston trade now. Gotta go over to Cowpuke and see them implode.

There are no surviving teams I like. No one left to cheer for. I really couldn't care less who wins it now. Time to get ready for summer.

[darren]

Pens almost set the record for fewest goals in a series.

Crosby and Malkin, zero points in the series.

ZERO (0)

Imagine if the Sedins scored ZERO (0) points in a series? Trade them? Somebody on this board would probably shoot them.

Oh, wait, Crosby/Malkin won the Cup back in 2009, so that excuses everything. Never mind.

It's only the Sedins who get shit on for losing. If you ever won the cup, you get a pass for the rest of your career.

[Hockey Widow]

Boston advances to the SCF with virtually no injuries again. How do they do that?

Well, Ok Campbell breaks a leg but whatever.

[Lancer]

Boston advances to the SCF with virtually no injuries again. How do they do that?

Well, Ok Campbell breaks a leg but whatever.

A little help from the league and the zebras doesn't hurt, does it?

A little bit of 'Boaston Strong' heartstring-tugging and a touching tribute to the Boaston Marathon victims when the Bruins hoist the Cup and it's marketing genius for the league.

Whoda thunk we'd have to thank two douchebag Islamists for their role in this puke-inducing playoff fairytale narrative?

[rats19]

Its going to be very hard to put a team good enough to overcome all the adversity that will face a Canadian team that is not original six or back east for that matter.
Buttman
Location
Travel
Injuries
Zebes
League
Other teams don't want you to win either
Media

Pretty damn good team required...

[Topper]

Its going to be very hard to put a team good enough to overcome all the adversity that will face a Canadian team that is not original six or back east for that matter.
Buttman
Location
Travel
Injuries
Zebes
League
Other teams don't want you to win either
Media

Pretty damn good team required...

whiney fans

[Strangelove]

Its going to be very hard to put a team good enough to overcome all the adversity that will face a Canadian team that is not original six or back east for that matter.
Buttman
Location
Travel
Injuries
Zebes
League
Other teams don't want you to win either
Media

whiney fans

Smartasses.

[rats19]

Its going to be very hard to put a team good enough to overcome all the adversity that will face a Canadian team that is not original six or back east for that matter.
Buttman
Location
Travel
Injuries
Zebes
League
Other teams don't want you to win either
Media

whiney fans

Smartasses.

Plicks