Rumsfeld wrote:He gets questioned about heart and battle because he's a fucking pussy in a league where being a leader demands not being a pussy. Deal with it.
Rumsfeld wrote: Not to worry, our pinchfaced faggot of a captain will surely exhibit his wrath with the officials when he has two assists in a four game sweep next season.
That tunnel better look out, sticks are gonna totally get tossed when it's all over.
Rumsfeld wrote:No seriously, you'll be all like wow, he's mad.
It will really lessen the sting of getting owned again.*
*I know I'm going overboard here, but someone told me it's asshole month and I'm going elbow-deep on Henrik's well-plowed gaper. Maybe if go deep enough I'll find a heart
So, is this what you call fandom?
You belittle and mock the captain of the team you supposedly root for.
The same captain that is the all time points leader of the Canucks. 34 points ahead of his brother, 36 ahead of Näslund, 59 points ahead of Linden, despite having played 200 games less than Linden.
The same captain that captained this team to the two only President's trophies they have ever won, ie, as long as we haven't won the cup, the greatest achievement of all time of this team. They actually went all the way to game seven of the Stanley Cup final, and mind you, with the same type of refereeing as we saw in the regular season, they would have beaten the Bruins.
This is the captain you choose to belittle.
The same captain that has the single season points record of the Canucks, 112 points, two more than Bure managed back in the high scoring era.
The same captain that despite not really being a goal scorer has scored just as many game winning goals as Trevor Linden, 33, but in 200 fewer games. Can you spell c-l-u-t-c-h?
The same captain that became the first Canuck ever to win Art Ross and the only Canuck so far to win Hart.
The same captain who is the highest scoring NHL player of the 21st century.
The same captain that is currently holding 7th place in the longest iron man streak of all time, not just for the Canucks but for the entire league. If he plays one more game he'll tie for 6th place, and if he can stay healthy six games longer than Bouwmeister he'll be fifth. Of all time. Only 19 NHL players have ever played 500 or more consecutive games. Henrik has played 629. This is not a player who complains. He is tough as nails. He grins and bears it. When he injured his pinkie finger during the playoffs in the SEL with Modo, he was told he'd have to rest two weeks if they fixed it, so he chose to have part of it amputated instead and didn't miss a game. What a pussy, eh?
I mean, seriously, you call yourself a fan?
Why don't you pack your purse and head over to Calpuck.
I think that place would suit you much better.
Not a flame, mind you, just an observation.
You see, this board is actually meant for people who support the Canucks.
If you don't know what support means, go look it up.