A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

[Arachnid]

[Strangelove]

Okay, so a few days ago today's scientists are all like....

"OMG this plunge-us-into-an-Ice-Age-sized asteroid is closer than we've ever seen, LOOK!!"

And on the very day that they're saying look over HERE

... over THERE, Earth is struck by the largest meteor to ever have struck a population centre.

Scientists: "Ooops missed that one."

Then there's this.

If that meteor had struck 30 years ago, Russia definitely would've immediately launched 1000 nukes at their enemies.

There would've been a nuclear response by America to THAT and yada yada yada

.... nuclear winter.

So yeah, all I wanna say is global warming alarmists can basically SUCK IT.

[ukcanuck]

Okay, so a few days ago today's scientists are all like....

"OMG this plunge-us-into-an-Ice-Age-sized asteroid is closer than we've ever seen, LOOK!!"

And on the very day that they're saying look over HERE

... over THERE, Earth is struck by the largest meteor to ever have struck a population centre.

Scientists: "Ooops missed that one."

Then there's this.

If that meteor had struck 30 years ago, Russia definitely would've immediately launched 1000 nukes at their enemies.

There would've been a nuclear response by America to THAT and yada yada yada

.... nuclear winter.

So yeah, all I wanna say is global warming alarmists can basically SUCK IT.

By this logic I fell really good about my retirement savings fund...or lack there of ;(

[Strangelove]

By this logic I fell really good about my retirement savings fund...or lack there of ;(

UK wuttup in jolly ole England?

I thought we weren't supposed to start chowing down on horses and wotnot til after the Ice Age starts.

EDIT link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_meat_ ... on_scandal

EDIT last week:

[Strangelove]

Speaking of jolly ole England, OKAY THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL:

http://news.sky.com/story/1053694/green-space-slime-baffles-nature-experts

An unexplained jelly-like substance which is said to occur during meteor showers has been found on a wildlife park in Somerset.



The RSPB has appealed for help in identifying the slime, which is said to be scattered on grass banks close to pools and lakes around Ham Wall Nature Reserve near Glastonbury.

The jelly-like substance could be bacteria, fungus or toad innards, wildlife experts said.

Some believe it could be a substance that has been written about for centuries called star or astral jelly, which is said to appear in the wake of meteor showers.

Its appearance has coincided with a meteor strike in Russia and the harmless fly-by of an asteroid at a record distance from Earth last week.

The public are being warned not to touch the mystery substance, and to inform nature reserve staff if they spot any.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

So uhhh how you feeling there UK?

[Uncle dans leg]

Speaking of jolly ole England, OKAY THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL:

http://news.sky.com/story/1053694/green-space-slime-baffles-nature-experts

An unexplained jelly-like substance which is said to occur during meteor showers has been found on a wildlife park in Somerset.



The RSPB has appealed for help in identifying the slime, which is said to be scattered on grass banks close to pools and lakes around Ham Wall Nature Reserve near Glastonbury.

The jelly-like substance could be bacteria, fungus or toad innards, wildlife experts said.

Some believe it could be a substance that has been written about for centuries called star or astral jelly, which is said to appear in the wake of meteor showers.

Its appearance has coincided with a meteor strike in Russia and the harmless fly-by of an asteroid at a record distance from Earth last week.

The public are being warned not to touch the mystery substance, and to inform nature reserve staff if they spot any.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

So uhhh how you feeling there UK?

You can buy Astral Jelly in the local Chemist...no? Its called Astroglide

[Topper]

The Sudbury Astrobleme

Chicxulub crater

we could have been dinosaurs.......

[Per]

If that meteor had struck 30 years ago, Russia definitely would've immediately launched 1000 nukes at their enemies.

There would've been a nuclear response by America to THAT and yada yada yada

.... nuclear winter.

So yeah, all I wanna say is global warming alarmists can basically SUCK IT.

You're saying that global warming is due to the end of the cold war?

[Per]

we could have been dinosaurs.......

OK, I have gained some weight over this past year, but not that much.

[Topper]

How many Catholics in the Falklands?

[ukcanuck]

How many Catholics in the Falklands?

It's the Church of England in the Malvinas...

[Topper]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=218_1363518864

[damonberryman]

That picture of slime is alien spunk. I knwo because they had their anal way with me when they picked me up in their spaceship. Let me tell you about them. Here are the facts as I see them.

1. They are twice as wide as tall
2. They look like Stephen Harper
3. They like the Blackhawks and Bruins.
On a side note they teased me unmercifully about the Sedin Sisters and Kes the diver
4. They said Nuks ryhmes with fuks
5. They are consevative and Republican
6. Their breast are perfect and tipped in pink
7. When they reach climax they rear back their Harper like head, blowing spunk out their nose and ears
8. Apparently the spunk acts as fertilizer, thus the photo
9. I am knocked up with Strangeloves child
10. I saw Rats in the next crib
11. I have done too many drugs

[damonberryman]

P.S. Sorry for all the errors in grammar but I just do not give a fuck

[Topper]

I wonder what would happen if they did this in Pittsburgh......or Boston?

http://www.vancouversun.com/life/Blackface+street+show+Vancouver+Morris+stuns+African+American/8176178/story.html