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Re: Joke Central

Postby Cornuck » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:46 am

Not shedding one tear for that weasel. He cheated, he got (forced?) his teammates to cheat and he got caught. Fuck him. He's not the only one, but he got caught. Fuck him.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby donlever » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:33 pm

..plus he got to shag Sheryl Crow for a couple of years.

Go count your beans Lance.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby Cornuck » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:40 pm

donlever wrote:..plus he got to shag Sheryl Crow for a couple of years.


Yes, there's a joke in here somewhere about Lance eating Crow over this.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby donlever » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:49 pm

lol, indeed, well played.

Speaking of making friends and influenceing people your boy Suh is taking full advantage eh?

Trouble follows that boy around.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby rats19 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:55 pm

Cornuck wrote:
donlever wrote:..plus he got to shag Sheryl Crow for a couple of years.


Yes, there's a joke in here somewhere about Lance eating Crow over this.


Ball to the wind...I wasnt talking about sadness for lancy pants...just those that supported him, idollized him..invested in him...slept with him....not him himself.... :crazy:
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Re: Joke Central

Postby donlever » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:15 pm

rats19 wrote:
Cornuck wrote:
donlever wrote:..plus he got to shag Sheryl Crow for a couple of years.


Yes, there's a joke in here somewhere about Lance eating Crow over this.


Ball to the wind...I wasnt talking about sadness for lancy pants...just those that supported him, idollized him..invested in him...slept with him....not him himself.... :crazy:


..they all knew deep down he was a low life, cheating scumbag.

Comes with the territory in bike racing.

So fuck them too...lol...
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Re: Joke Central

Postby rats19 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:20 pm

Ball to the wind...I wasnt talking about sadness for lancy pants...just those that supported him, idollized him..invested in him...slept with him....not him himself.... :crazy:


[/quote]..they all knew deep down he was a low life, cheating scumbag.

Comes with the territory in bike racing.

So fuck them too...lol...[/quote]
idolized=kids donny...the kids...they didnt know...........Sttteeelllllaaaa..:(
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Re: Joke Central

Postby Cornuck » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:29 pm

donlever wrote:lol, indeed, well played.

Speaking of making friends and influenceing people your boy Suh is taking full advantage eh?

Trouble follows that boy around.


Yeah - great lineman, not handling the big leagues as well. Oh well, at least he gave a lot back to school.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby donlever » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:43 pm

rats19 wrote: ...........Sttteeelllllaaaa..:(


So what r u saying?

U should have roided up and pitched in MLB?
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Re: Joke Central

Postby rats19 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:02 pm

donlever wrote:
rats19 wrote: ...........Sttteeelllllaaaa..:(


So what r u saying?

U should have roided up and pitched in MLB?


back in the day when I was of age...say the 80's before it was even bad/illegal yah probably would have...But no, I am not endorsing lance or his methods...just mentioned its sad. maybe I should have only included the kids that idolized him and not the sponsors or anyone else like you say they likely knew it was dirty..and climbed aboard the train while it was hot...

so fuckem all...(cept the kids) :wink:
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Re: Joke Central

Postby ukcanuck » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:24 pm

rats19 wrote:
donlever wrote:
rats19 wrote: ...........Sttteeelllllaaaa..:(


So what r u saying?

U should have roided up and pitched in MLB?


back in the day when I was of age...say the 80's before it was even bad/illegal yah probably would have...But no, I am not endorsing lance or his methods...just mentioned its sad. maybe I should have only included the kids that idolized him and not the sponsors or anyone else like you say they likely knew it was dirty..and climbed aboard the train while it was hot...

so fuckem all...(cept the kids) :wink:

When you put it like that, pitty the fool who believed a guy who could come back from cancer and win a Tour de France... Maybe pitty us all :(
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Re: Joke Central

Postby donlever » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:33 pm

Meh, there are hundreds, thousands of inspirational fight back from cancer stories out there (some at this site as a matter of fact).

To much emphasis is put on these overpaid, overanalyzed, overly respected douche bags.

Fuk 'em, 3 cheers for the little man.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby ukcanuck » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:36 pm

donlever wrote:Meh, there are hundreds, thousands of inspirational fight back from cancer stories out there (some at this site as a matter of fact).

To much emphasis is put on these overpaid, overanalyzed, overly respected douche bags.

Fuk 'em, 3 cheers for the little man.

You know what Don, I totally agree! fuck them and three cheers for the little guy
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Re: Joke Central

Postby KeyserSoze » Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:03 pm

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I don't feel at all sorry for the guy if he cheated.

That said, I can still appreciate the things his foundation has done for people and familes affected by cancer. I don't really care if he is the face of it, or if people want to say the foundation was built around a fraud...bottom line for me is that people who needed help got it.
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Re: Joke Central

Postby Aaronp18 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:16 pm

If Livestrong is non profit why the hell do the close cost so damn much?

Maybe they'd bring in more money for cancer research if more people could afford the clothing.
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