Just the puck up, shut the puck up....canna get it outta my head...every Saturday night I will be humming this....Strangelove wrote:
Found a coupla awesome twisted lockout music vids:
Lockout Singalong Thread
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I love every move Jim Benning makes
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In the playoffs you are stokin’
For the team who stole your heart
And you cheer till you are croakin’
But once again it comes apart
And the trollers are a-baitin’
As you prove twas all a sham
But the haters are just hatin’
And they just don’t give a damn
yeah
You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again
When you know the rules of hockey
Then you know that you’ve been had
When Brad Marchment’s gettin’ cocky
Then you know the reffin’s bad
So you turn to the newscasters
And you find they’re only tools
Just a pack of Canuck-blasters
Buncha mammy-rammin’ fools
yeah
You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again
Now you swear it’s the gospel truth
That you're not a hopeless fan
Then you find you're in the Phone Booth
With a program in your hand
The New NHL's your friend
Because it’s anything but drab
Then in the land of End to End
They bring back the Clutch and Grab
yeah
You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
another top 10 edition...
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan.rats19 wrote:another top 10 edition...
Forgot to include a stanza about the lockout....
When the lockout is completed
They are still the cat’s meow
Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow
And when your stash is all depleted
You are anything but fresh
Then your punishment is meted
And dogs feast upon your flesh
yeah
You don't go back Jack do it again
Wheel not turnin' 'round and 'round
You don't go back Jack do it again
Oh God, I've gotta stop, I'm a sick twisted fuck, damn you Ratski for encouraging me....
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Your very own Linda Eastman.Strangelove wrote:Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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I am not your yoko ono oh no....Topper wrote:Your very own Linda Eastman.Strangelove wrote:Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan.
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).Strangelove wrote: Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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Devellano agrees...Cornuck wrote:Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).Strangelove wrote: Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow
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Thanks, btw for the last half of that stanza I googled “what happens to old milking cows”.Cornuck wrote:Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).Strangelove wrote: Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow
Well it seems they’re generally made into dog food.
Hence the dogs feasting upon flesh bit.
A part of me wanted to end the song in a Dogsalmon avatar kinda way but alas I’m too classy.
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the Dogsalmon wrote: we are all goddamn cattle...
- Hockey In Our Weird World
There's colors in our heart
Green, white and blue
People comin’ apart
People losin’ their poo
There's a warnin' sign
On the road ahead
There's a lot of players sayin'
They'd be better off dead
Their friends of Satan,
And his evil plan
But I try to forget it,
Any way I can.
Need our hockey in our weird world,
Need our hockey in our weird world
Need our hockey in our weird world,
Need our hockey in our weird world.
I see a thread about a man
And a bear he snuffed
From a high tree stand
Sitting on his duff
Now he puts the bear away,
And takes a pic of it
He posts it on Twitter
And is called a twit.
There’s one more thing
That does not belong
In a hockey forum
Or a hockey song
Need our hockey in our weird world,
Need our hockey in our weird world
Need our hockey in our weird world,
Need our hockey in our weird world.
We got a thousand freakin’ hits
On a singalong thread
We got our redneck folk
Just seein’ red
We got pumpkins on stoops
And heads on posts
Got creepers a’ creepin’
And ghouls and ghosts
Got witches in windows
Brewin’ up their brew
Gots lots of black cats
Got no hockey too
Need our hockey in our weird world,
Need our hockey in our weird world
Need our hockey in our weird world,
Need our hockey in our weird world.
EDITED, thanks for the idea Corny
forgive me Neil....
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread
"We want hockey in the real world"
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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Cornuck wrote:"We want hockey in the real world"
EDIT: Okay Corn, I edited it. Inserting "hockey" was a great idea, but this is anything BUT "the real world"!
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Good work doc.....and corn that works nicelyStrangelove wrote:Cornuck wrote:"We want hockey in the real world"
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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Thanks Ratski, how d'ya like it NOW??rats19 wrote: Good work doc.....and corn that works nicely
Just doing what we can in regards to the Corner's hockey-deprived descent into madness...
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