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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Arachnid » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:49 pm

Strangelove wrote::D

Found a coupla awesome twisted lockout music vids:





Just the puck up, shut the puck up....canna get it outta my head...every Saturday night I will be humming this.... :lol:
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:19 pm



In the playoffs you are stokin’
For the team who stole your heart
And you cheer till you are croakin’
But once again it comes apart
And the trollers are a-baitin’
As you prove twas all a sham
But the haters are just hatin’
And they just don’t give a damn
yeah

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

When you know the rules of hockey
Then you know that you’ve been had
When Brad Marchment’s gettin’ cocky
Then you know the reffin’s bad
So you turn to the newscasters
And you find they’re only tools
Just a pack of Canuck-blasters
Buncha mammy-rammin’ fools
yeah

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again

Now you swear it’s the gospel truth
That you're not a hopeless fan
Then you find you're in the Phone Booth
With a program in your hand
The New NHL's your friend
Because it’s anything but drab
Then in the land of End to End
They bring back the Clutch and Grab
yeah

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
You go back Jack do it again


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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby rats19 » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:13 pm

another top 10 edition...:)
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:18 pm

rats19 wrote:another top 10 edition...:)


Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan. :thumbs:

Forgot to include a stanza about the lockout....

When the lockout is completed
They are still the cat’s meow
Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow
And when your stash is all depleted
You are anything but fresh
Then your punishment is meted
And dogs feast upon your flesh
yeah

You don't go back Jack do it again
Wheel not turnin' 'round and 'round
You don't go back Jack do it again

:lol:

Oh God, I've gotta stop, I'm a sick twisted fuck, damn you Ratski for encouraging me....
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Topper » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:28 pm

Strangelove wrote:Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan. :thumbs:

Your very own Linda Eastman.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby rats19 » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:31 pm

Topper wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Thanks Ratski you're my biggest fan. :thumbs:

Your very own Linda Eastman.

I am not your yoko ono oh no.... 8-)
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Todd Bersnoozi » Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:59 pm

*LOL*

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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Cornuck » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:33 pm

Strangelove wrote:Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow


Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).
Over 40 years of pain - I just want one day of glory.
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby ukcanuck » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:17 pm

Cornuck wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow


Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).

Devellano agrees...
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:31 am

Cornuck wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Even though you’ve been mistreated
They still milk you like a cow


Wow - that sure sums up everything to this point (and beyond).


Thanks, btw for the last half of that stanza I googled “what happens to old milking cows”.

Well it seems they’re generally made into dog food.

Hence the dogs feasting upon flesh bit.

A part of me wanted to end the song in a Dogsalmon avatar kinda way but alas I’m too classy. :D
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:16 pm

the Dogsalmon wrote:we are all goddamn cattle...


:D



    Hockey In Our Weird World

    There's colors in our heart
    Green, white and blue
    People comin’ apart
    People losin’ their poo
    There's a warnin' sign
    On the road ahead
    There's a lot of players sayin'
    They'd be better off dead
    Their friends of Satan,
    And his evil plan
    But I try to forget it,
    Any way I can.


    Need our hockey in our weird world,
    Need our hockey in our weird world
    Need our hockey in our weird world,
    Need our hockey in our weird world.


    I see a thread about a man
    And a bear he snuffed
    From a high tree stand
    Sitting on his duff
    Now he puts the bear away,
    And takes a pic of it
    He posts it on Twitter
    And is called a twit.
    There’s one more thing
    That does not belong
    In a hockey forum
    Or a hockey song


    Need our hockey in our weird world,
    Need our hockey in our weird world
    Need our hockey in our weird world,
    Need our hockey in our weird world.


    We got a thousand freakin’ hits
    On a singalong thread
    We got our redneck folk
    Just seein’ red
    We got pumpkins on stoops
    And heads on posts
    Got creepers a’ creepin’
    And ghouls and ghosts
    Got witches in windows
    Brewin’ up their brew
    Gots lots of black cats
    Got no hockey too


    Need our hockey in our weird world,
    Need our hockey in our weird world
    Need our hockey in our weird world,
    Need our hockey in our weird world.

:rockin:


EDITED, thanks for the idea Corny

forgive me Neil....


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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Cornuck » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:41 pm

"We want hockey in the real world"
Over 40 years of pain - I just want one day of glory.
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:47 pm

Cornuck wrote:"We want hockey in the real world"


Image

EDIT: Okay Corn, I edited it. Inserting "hockey" was a great idea, but this is anything BUT "the real world"! :wink:
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby rats19 » Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:36 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Cornuck wrote:"We want hockey in the real world"


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Good work doc.....and corn that works nicely
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Re: Lockout Singalong Thread

Postby Strangelove » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:04 pm

rats19 wrote:Good work doc.....and corn that works nicely


Thanks Ratski, how d'ya like it NOW?? :thumbs:

Just doing what we can in regards to the Corner's hockey-deprived descent into madness...


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