Doc I was inspired...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeYXyPv6lA
You’re a mean one Mr Buttman
You really are a heel.
You're a nasty lying lawyer,
And as charming as an eel,
You are as bad, as wart
With a greasy black feel!
You're a monster, Mr. Buttman!
Your heart's an empty hole.
You have no brain for hockey.
You've got resentment in your soul,
no wonder your mother wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Buttman!
You have beady black eyes.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a union busting pig in disguise,
Given the similarity between the two of you,
it’s no shocking surprise!
You're a foul one, Mr. Buttman!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
You’re a receptacle for the owners socks.
So loaded full of gunk,
The four words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote,
"Is, A, Little, Prick!"
You're a bastard, Mr. Buttman!
You run the league like its slots!
Your heart's a deadly cancer,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Your soul is an apalling dung-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Franchises in places unimaginable,
Mangled-up with laser pucks!
You nauseate me, Mr. Buttman!
What a nauseous super lackey!
You've screwed up the game of hockey,
And you drive a crooked bargain,
You're a short little man
no taller than a toadstool
you’re a penis shooting blanks
and a pecker with arsenic sauce!