Got tasered and died.rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
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Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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topah yew arr sootch n ahhhssTopper wrote:Got tasered and died.rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
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Two Lions are eating a clown..
and then one lion says to the other..
.."This tastes funny"..
and then one lion says to the other..
.."This tastes funny"..
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Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote:Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.
Topper is on a roll
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Mrs. rat laughed when I read toppers post...
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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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KNOCK KNOCK......
Who's there??
The Fans!!!
The Fans!!!Who cares!!!
Who's there??
The Fans!!!
The Fans!!!Who cares!!!
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I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
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LOL...he still has no idea whats in it... a chip creating an orange zinger on the screen...and both of the US fans said..OH there it is...hahahaukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
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Nice oneukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
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Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Sad....not sleep losing sad..but stillTopper wrote:Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
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How sad?
Pro athletes cheat.
Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.
Life goes on.
Pro athletes cheat.
Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.
Life goes on.
DeLevering since 1999.
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Except for the cheaters be never prosper or crime doesn't pay lie.donlever wrote:How sad?
Pro athletes cheat.
Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.
Life goes on.
Life doesnt go on for that crap. why play by the rules, that's obviously stupid. Hilarious that they can't give armstrong's titles to anyone else because so many were on the juice they do t know if there was one poor bastard actually not cheating....
Now that's funny lol