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Topper
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by Topper » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:06 pm
rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Got tasered and died.

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by rats19 » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:19 pm
Topper wrote:rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Got tasered and died.

topah yew arr sootch n ahhhss

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by rats19 » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:03 pm
Two Lions are eating a clown..
and then one lion says to the other..
.."This tastes funny"..
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by Topper » Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:44 pm
Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.
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by rats19 » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:12 pm
Mrs. rat laughed when I read toppers post...
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by rats19 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:42 am
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
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by rats19 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:59 am
KNOCK KNOCK......
Who's there??
The Fans!!!
The Fans!!!Who cares!!!

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by ukcanuck » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:23 pm
I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
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by rats19 » Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:50 pm
ukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
LOL...he still has no idea whats in it...

a chip creating an orange zinger on the screen...and both of the US fans said..OH there it is...hahaha
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by brosnan » Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:35 pm
ukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
Nice one

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by Topper » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:55 pm
Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
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by rats19 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:10 pm
Topper wrote:Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
Sad....not sleep losing sad..but still
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by donlever » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:50 am
How sad?
Pro athletes cheat.
Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.
Life goes on.
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by ukcanuck » Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:46 am
donlever wrote:How sad?
Pro athletes cheat.
Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.
Life goes on.
Except for the cheaters be never prosper or crime doesn't pay lie.
Life doesnt go on for that crap. why play by the rules, that's obviously stupid. Hilarious that they can't give armstrong's titles to anyone else because so many were on the juice they do t know if there was one poor bastard actually not cheating....
Now that's funny lol