feritflame wrote:Donald Rumsfeld was giving President George W. Bush his daily briefing. He concluded by saying, "Mr. President, yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"Oh my God!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!!! That's horrible!!" His staff was stunned at this outburst of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat for a few minutes with his head buried in hands.
Finally, the president looked up, his face forlorn and grief-stricken, and asked, "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Madcombinepilot wrote:Mike gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen making breakfast. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, Mike walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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