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[Strangelove]

Yeah I've been on exactly ONE cruise, 20 years ago

... with my ex-wife.

I kept saying yeah this is great but why do we hafta do all this AT SEA??

[ODB]

Good point Ohdes, but I like my wife and I prefer all-you-can-drink vacations.

Like to get my moneys worth.

OMG i absolutely despise the cruise ship concept although I'll admit it's a great way to get rid of a crappy wife!

I like mine too so, no cruise for me.

I actually heard guys talking on the radio about a cruise they went on. 10 days out of Florida. 2nd or 3rd day some drunken moron decided he wasn't going to wait for the elevator and he'd just hang and then jump down to the deck below. He missed and fell three decks below. Killed himself... They ported at the next available port and the ship didn't leave again. Nobody was permitted to get on or off the ship. They spent ten days in some third world country's port watching everyone else come and go. After the 10 days was up they were taken off the ship with a plain ticket back to Miami. No refund, to free meal not nothing. Spent a week on a ship that was crawling with cops and investigators!

Talk about harshing your buzz???

[Cornuck]

I kept saying yeah this is great but why do we hafta do all this AT SEA??

Because there's no cell service out there? Because you're not AT SEA the whole time? We had a blast in Ensenada.

[Strangelove]

Fuck me, I'll never get on a cruise ship again.

We've got Vegas, we've got all-inclusives, WHY go on a cruise?

[ODB]

http://theswingercruise.com/

Just sayin... Don't imagine you'd see too many senior citizens on this ship...

But with Viagra ya never know?

[Strangelove]

I kept saying yeah this is great but why do we hafta do all this AT SEA??

Because there's no cell service out there? Because you're not AT SEA the whole time? We had a blast in Ensenada.

Shut your cell phones off and rent a car?

[Strangelove]

http://theswingercruise.com/

Just sayin... Don't imagine you'd see too many senior citizens on this ship...

But with Viagra ya never know?

Well I suppose a 3-day boner on a nudist cruise would get my mind off drowning...

[ODB]

I dun-no? I picture snail trails all over the ship deck...



No way to escape on a ship!

[Southern_Canuck]

This is weird but funny.



S_C

[Potatoe1]

Spud's crew on the way to a paint job....

I get the stereotype but most of my Spanish guys are university educated. Thats how they got here in the first place (this isn't the US where you can just jump the gate).

Then don't drive in the back of a pick up, they drive in nice shiny cargo vans (their own, not one I have to pay for).

And BTW when I need work done on my own place my Hispanic guys do it, not my white boys.

[Potatoe1]

BTW Doc, my wife asked me 3 times what I was laughing at, that post was soooo funny.

[Strangelove]

BTW Doc, my wife asked me 3 times what I was laughing at, that post was soooo funny.

Only a complete ASSHOLE would laugh at that!!

Actually: Thanks Potski, I knew you'd appreciate it.

Truth is after reading your posts for the better part of two decades I wouldn't hesitate to hire you... and your crew!

... if tweren't for the fact a good buddy of mine runs a successful painting business out here in Abby.

[Potatoe1]

BTW Doc, my wife asked me 3 times what I was laughing at, that post was soooo funny.

Only a complete ASSHOLE would laugh at that!!

I just saw it again and started laughing....

Why is it that Mexicans getting pwned in the back of a truck = funny, while anyone else is a big tragedy

[Strangelove]

Why is it that Mexicans getting pwned in the back of a truck = funny, while anyone else is a big tragedy

But hey, check this out:

[Strangelove]