A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:13 pm

rats19 wrote:
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rats19 wrote:viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5876

actually the guy was offering up what people were asking for...no one responded to his first reach out post..poor bobby...

Happy Birthday big guy...


Hmmm Bittman would’ve been 55 years old today.

I say “would’ve” because I’m convinced the poor bastard offed himself just 9 days after the snubbing you refer to Ratski. I’m sending you a PM on this one budz, cuz obviously none of the other bastards here give a crap about poor ole Bittman!


Who was bobby bittman.....


Ah yes, WHO indeed!

The Bobby Bittman story is a story about love, deception, greed, lust and.... unbridled enthusiasm. One could say this "unbridled enthusiasm" is what led to Bobby Bittman's downfall. Yes, if not for all of his "unbridled enthusiasm" Bobby may well have averted disaster! You see Rats, Bobby was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of Canuck message-boarding, world diplomacy, and international intrigue. The Bobby Bittman story is a story about attitude rather than... politics.

Bobby Bittman had a wonderful attitude, but in the end it cost him his life.

Well twas either that or his curiosity.

In any event, the Bobby Bittman story is a tragic story indeed!

That’s all I can tell you of Bobby Bittman Ratski, any more you might very well meet the same fate. :hmmm:

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby rats19 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:33 am

Intrigue..absolutely..tragedy a given. So as to not fall into this category, I ask for your commitment to watch, advise and step in when necessary to keep me on traxk and I offer back..the same. Bless you bobby bittman where ever you are.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:52 am

If you're wife needs to read 50 shades of may man is a dud, you need to step up your game...
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Potatoe1 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:23 am

ODB wrote:If you're wife needs to read 50 shades of may man is a dud, you need to step up your game...


So any guy who watches porn has a wife who's bad in the sack ?

:lol:
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby donlever on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:10 am

...I don't even know what the hell Ohdee said there.
A different goddamn hockey talk messageboard!
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:29 am

Potatoe1 wrote:
ODB wrote:If you're wife needs to read 50 shades of may man is a dud, you need to step up your game...


So any guy who watches porn has a wife who's bad in the sack ?

:lol:

Sorry to hear you're wife bought the series...

JK...

Donny, this 50 shades of grey book is all the rage with the women. I hear what Pot is saying... I was only making a joke! I can do that beacuse I have ropes, riding crop and a flogger in my tickle trunk... (wooops. too Much Information?!?!)

Get on it boyz, don't make em read it, let them live it!
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby rats19 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:33 am

Like sand through the hourglass..so are the days of bobby bittman's life. No compassion, no care...porn derails his birthday bump ...
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby donlever on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:35 am

ODB wrote: Donny, this 50 shades of grey book is all the rage with the women.


So the fact I have not heard of it and there is not a copy at the homestead is a good thing then.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:01 pm

ODB wrote:
Potatoe1 wrote:
ODB wrote:If you're wife needs to read 50 shades of may man is a dud, you need to step up your game...


So any guy who watches porn has a wife who's bad in the sack ?

:lol:

Sorry to hear you're wife bought the series...

JK...

Donny, this 50 shades of grey book is all the rage with the women. I hear what Pot is saying... I was only making a joke! I can do that beacuse I have ropes, riding crop and a flogger in my tickle trunk... (wooops. too Much Information?!?!)

Get on it boyz, don't make em read it, let them live it!


You need all that stuff?! :shock:

Good thing I can lick my forehead... 8-)
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Potatoe1 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:04 pm

ODB wrote:Sorry to hear you're wife bought the series...

JK...


HA!

She hasn't bought it YET, but we were at the beach with the in laws yesterday and her sister wouldn't shut up about the book, so I'm fairly sure there will be a copy on her e-reader at some point.

To be honest I don't really get it, whats the difference between this book and the grocery store trash that has been available for ever?

Is it a main stream acceptance thing or is it really about this particular book?
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:24 pm

For fucks sake, what kinda women did you guys marry?! Shoulda gotta pagan from Europe, all they need is a compliment and a good latte to get them wet... :lol:
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Topper on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:08 pm

Who lets their woman learn to read?
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Mon Jul 09, 2012 4:44 pm

Topper wrote:Who lets their woman learn to read?


Exactly!

mine just watches film/porn...
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:21 pm

rats19 wrote:Like sand through the hourglass..so are the days of bobby bittman's life. No compassion, no care...porn derails his birthday bump ...


This world was never meant for one as beautiful as Bobby Bittman.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby rats19 on Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:15 pm

Strangelove wrote:
rats19 wrote:Like sand through the hourglass..so are the days of bobby bittman's life. No compassion, no care...porn derails his birthday bump ...


This world was never meant for one as beautiful as Bobby Bittman.

He Is In a better place doc....
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