A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:33 am

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 pm


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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Topper on Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:28 am

Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:00 pm

Wow, being a Dad is the best.

Today I picked the boy up from daycare. He wanted to drive his jeep for a while when we got home. It's been super nice here weather wise so I messed around cleaning the garage while he played in his jeep.

Last summer we planted a tree together. Kinda korny but I did it with my dad and now when I drive past our old house I can see this huge tree. We planted it together and my wife took pictures of us once we were done. It WAS a nice Maple Tree. It looked beautiful in the fall when the leaf's turned red. It WAS about 10 feet tall but had a skinny trunk as it WAS still just a baby.

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WTF man.... my fuckin tree dude....

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:51 pm

^^^^ I laughed. :D

Anyone notice how they don't make little minivans for the boys??

There are reasons for that....

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Topper on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:31 am

LOL, the kid has more truck than his old man. Did Mrs ODB teach him to drive?

Remember the story I've told before about planting a fruit tree with when a kid is born and burying the placenta with the roots to start the tree off. As the tree grows with the kid and the kid weeds and waters the tree the kid learns valuable life lessons and is rewarded later in life, as a man, with shade and fruit. Then when hes old and dying, the tree can be cut down for lumber a coffin.

Well ODB, small boy, small tree, small coffin.

Doc, I think they once made mini disco shadin' wagons for for boys. Girls turned them into mini vans.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:14 am

Topper wrote:LOL, the kid has more truck than his old man.

Ya, I'm sure my truck would have got hung up on dat dare tree!
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:15 am

I asked him why... why, why? He said he... wait for it... didn't see it!

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Topper on Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:27 am

Ahh Ohdee, you know I'm just yanking your chain. I trust you were laughing as hard as Doc and I when you snapped that picture.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Topper on Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:29 am

ODB wrote:I asked him why... why, why? He said he... wait for it... didn't see it!

:thumbs:

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:22 pm

ODB wrote:Wow, being a Dad is the best.

Today I picked the boy up from daycare. He wanted to drive his jeep for a while when we got home. It's been super nice here weather wise so I messed around cleaning the garage while he played in his jeep.

Last summer we planted a tree together. Kinda korny but I did it with my dad and now when I drive past our old house I can see this huge tree. We planted it together and my wife took pictures of us once we were done. It WAS a nice Maple Tree. It looked beautiful in the fall when the leaf's turned red. It WAS about 10 feet tall but had a skinny trunk as it WAS still just a baby.

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WTF man.... my fuckin tree dude....

:lol:


We need to talk about Little OD....The Movie

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:23 pm

ODB wrote:I asked him why... why, why? He said he... wait for it... didn't see it!

:thumbs:


Maybe he was drunk from licking the fruit bowls....

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby rats19 on Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:14 pm

Strangelove wrote:
rats19 wrote:viewtopic.php?f=2&t=5876

actually the guy was offering up what people were asking for...no one responded to his first reach out post..poor bobby...

Happy Birthday big guy...


Hmmm Bittman would’ve been 55 years old today.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Vpete on Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:26 pm

Too Funny. That's what you get for guying him an Italian jeep- 'Peg Perego'?

At least he didn't float an xbox controller through the screen of your plasma.

Doh!

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby CFP! on Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:59 pm

Vpete wrote:At least he didn't float an xbox controller through the screen of your plasma.


Something tells me Ohdee can absorb an $80 tree opposed to a $2500 ( at the time?) TV much better. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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