Dear US Border Guards...
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
The biggest pricks are always Canada Customs. US border guards have been great every time I've ever gone over. Its the jerks when I want to come home.
As an aside...Per when I went with my wife into Sweden, we landed in Lanvetter Gothenberg and there was absolutely no security whatsoever! I couldn't believe it. There was a dark and closed office marked "Security" but there was dust on the doorknobs almost. Fantastic. I guess when you don't pick fights, nobody wants to beat u up.
We're going to retire to southwest Sweden in 10 more years. I have to agree it is a very nice place to be! Not sure about Spain...
As an aside...Per when I went with my wife into Sweden, we landed in Lanvetter Gothenberg and there was absolutely no security whatsoever! I couldn't believe it. There was a dark and closed office marked "Security" but there was dust on the doorknobs almost. Fantastic. I guess when you don't pick fights, nobody wants to beat u up.
We're going to retire to southwest Sweden in 10 more years. I have to agree it is a very nice place to be! Not sure about Spain...
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
Hey they just had a feature on CTV news about a girl being denied access into the states at Sumas.
Last name Anderson?
Was this her Doc?
Sorry was only half paying attention.
Last name Anderson?
Was this her Doc?
Sorry was only half paying attention.
Re: Dear US Border Guards...
I go down south often. Never had a problem at the border - going in or coming back. As Topper said - show them some respect and you shouldn't have any problems.
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
Well let's all just go by YOUR personal experience.BCExpat wrote: I go down south often. Never had a problem at the border - going in or coming back.
Not sure that Topper said exactly that but the little lady in question was as respectful as it gets.BCExpat wrote: As Topper said - show them some respect and you shouldn't have any problems.
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
Yep, twas.Aaronp18 wrote:Hey they just had a feature on CTV news about a girl being denied access into the states at Sumas.
Last name Anderson?
Was this her Doc?
Sorry was only half paying attention.
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
I knew it!Strangelove wrote:Yep, twas.Aaronp18 wrote:Hey they just had a feature on CTV news about a girl being denied access into the states at Sumas.
Last name Anderson?
Was this her Doc?
Sorry was only half paying attention.
So they're discriminating against ethnic Swedes, eh?
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
The last time they let an Anderson get across the border she turned into a complete slut, started fucking musicians on video and took the word bimbo to a whole new level.Per wrote:I knew it!Strangelove wrote:Yep, twas.Aaronp18 wrote:Hey they just had a feature on CTV news about a girl being denied access into the states at Sumas.
Last name Anderson?
Was this her Doc?
Sorry was only half paying attention.
So they're discriminating against ethnic Swedes, eh?
They're just not ready for another one yet.
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
I on the other hand, would be ready.Eddy Punch Clock wrote:
The last time they let an Anderson get across the border she turned into a complete slut, started fucking musicians on video and took the word bimbo to a whole new level.
They're just not ready for another one yet.
Re: Dear US Border Guards...
Hep, Hep, Ho-ray.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
Re: Dear US Border Guards...
My thoughts exactly.Topper wrote:Hep, Hep, Ho-ray.
A person like her could really aid me in having some good and wholesome fun.
.........like playing Mini-golf!
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She's the hole and your club is mini?Farhan Lalji wrote:My thoughts exactly.Topper wrote:Hep, Hep, Ho-ray.
A person like her could really aid me in having some good and wholesome fun.
.........like playing Mini-golf!
2011..... the one that got away.
Re: Dear US Border Guards...
she could aids you?Farhan Lalji wrote:My thoughts exactly.Topper wrote:Hep, Hep, Ho-ray.
A person like her could really aid me in having some good and wholesome fun.
.........like playing Mini-golf!
Re: Dear US Border Guards...
[quote="Strangelove"]Well let's all just go by YOUR personal experience.
[quote="BCExpat"]
Just sayin'. Not everyone has a bad time crossing the border.
[quote="BCExpat"]
Just sayin'. Not everyone has a bad time crossing the border.
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
No..but a lot do..myself Included. I sold my house..bought a place in buckeye and due to timing, I packed up all my shit In a 27ft uhaul and ignorantly headed off...well I hadn't yet secured anywhere to live In canada yet..they accused me of attempted Illegal Immigration and turned me back. I spent the next month obtaining ties back to canada..this was in 2008. I am flagged now and In2010 they took me my wide and daufhter individually Into the interrogation room..took prints pictures made my wifw cry...they still think I want to immigrate illegally....brothers my ass. I would say more but am on my phone.
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Re: Dear US Border Guards...
Anyone else notice a huge difference in your crossing experience if you're with a buddy, versus a wife or girlfriend? The difference is nightmare and day.BCExpat wrote:Just sayin'. Not everyone has a bad time crossing the border.
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