Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

[Larry Goodenough]

... is off to a great start.

http://deadspin.com/5908302/patrick-kan ... 901441521&{"type":"powwowLoaded"}

And reconstructing Kane's drunken weekend (He was very, very drunk)

http://deadspin.com/5909246#13366903624981&{"type":"powwowLoaded"}

Let's trade Luongo for the "Kaner". Imagine all the Kaner t-shirts Aquilini could sell.

[Topper]

Is that UW Saint with him?

[Cornuck]

I really don't care if he gets really drunk or not - he's got time to train later, but it's that fact that he sounds like a complete asshole that makes me dislike him.

No cabbies around, so he's choking college girls now?

[SKYO]

Partying in early May, bangin' college chicks, don't know whats wrong with that.

Dude's won a Cup and he's superman! he can do wtf he wants.

[the Dogsalmon]

Partying in early May, bangin' college chicks, don't know whats wrong with that.

Dude's won a Cup and he's superman! he can do wtf he wants.

goddamn right Skyo...he can party like a rockstar cuz he is a rockstar...one that plays professional hockey...he should be laying the pipe to anything that smells like fish...he may be a prick...but that prick getsalottahole...good for you Patrick...

[tantalum]

There's being young, partying and having fun and then there's being a complete tool.

Kane is the latter.

[ODB]

There's being young, partying and having fun and then there's being a complete tool.

Kane is the latter.

Agreed... there are plenty of young multi-millionaires playing in the NHL. Very few are douche bags to Kane's level.

Come to think of it... I can’t name one!

Radulov maybe???

[Topper]

Weather he likes it or not, he is a public figure and one that the Blackhawks use to market their team.

Kid needs to learn a bit of discretion.

[black ace]

There are lots of examples of successful athletes who have questionable off field/court activities.

Kobe Bryant
Brett Favre.....

It probably stings more because he is on a rival team but as long as he performs on ice then he can perform off ice as well.

[Arachnid]

Mmmmmmm college/uni girls are da bomb...can't blame the guy for get'n the action and beats Boston Pizza sever rejects

[dhabums]

I am pretty sure I've acted douchier than this in my 20s. If I had millions and a SC, they may actually rename douche after me.

[Larry Goodenough]

and here's the best of the Kaner photo shop contest. The one of him breastfeeding on the cover of Time magazine is the best. The first one on Abbey Rd is good too.

http://deadspin.com/5909568/here-are-th ... socialflow

[Southern_Canuck]

Come to think of it... I can’t name one!

Doug Gilmour?

Kristian Huselius, Andreas Lilja, and Henrik Tallinder?

Neil Sheehy, Dino Ciccarelli, and Geoff Courtnall?

...and at another disturbing level, what about junior coaches Graham James and David Frost?

And the drunken escapades of Shane O'Brien or Brett Sutter?

S_C

[Arachnid]

Come to think of it... I can’t name one!

Doug Gilmour?

Kristian Huselius, Andreas Lilja, and Henrik Tallinder?

Neil Sheehy, Dino Ciccarelli, and Geoff Courtnall?

...and at another disturbing level, what about junior coaches Graham James and David Frost?

And the drunken escapades of Shane O'Brien or Brett Sutter?

S_C

Dan Quinn & SuperMario?!

[SKYO]

There's being young, partying and having fun and then there's being a complete tool.

Kane is the latter.

Agreed... there are plenty of young multi-millionaires playing in the NHL. Very few are douche bags to Kane's level.

Come to think of it... I can’t name one!

Radulov maybe???

(aussie accent)
You just wish that what you were bangin' college chicks m8.


S_C has some goods ones.