Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

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Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Larry Goodenough » Thu May 10, 2012 3:54 pm

... is off to a great start.

http://deadspin.com/5908302/patrick-kan ... wwowLoaded"}

And reconstructing Kane's drunken weekend (He was very, very drunk)

http://deadspin.com/5909246#13366903624 ... wwowLoaded"}

Let's trade Luongo for the "Kaner". Imagine all the Kaner t-shirts Aquilini could sell.

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Topper » Thu May 10, 2012 4:07 pm

Is that UW Saint with him?
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Cornuck » Thu May 10, 2012 4:11 pm

I really don't care if he gets really drunk or not - he's got time to train later, but it's that fact that he sounds like a complete asshole that makes me dislike him.

No cabbies around, so he's choking college girls now?
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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by SKYO » Thu May 10, 2012 5:32 pm

Partying in early May, bangin' college chicks, don't know whats wrong with that.

Dude's won a Cup and he's superman! he can do wtf he wants. :)



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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by the Dogsalmon » Thu May 10, 2012 7:57 pm

SKYO wrote:Partying in early May, bangin' college chicks, don't know whats wrong with that.

Dude's won a Cup and he's superman! he can do wtf he wants. :)




goddamn right Skyo...he can party like a rockstar cuz he is a rockstar...one that plays professional hockey...he should be laying the pipe to anything that smells like fish...he may be a prick...but that prick getsalottahole...good for you Patrick...

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by tantalum » Fri May 11, 2012 8:58 am

There's being young, partying and having fun and then there's being a complete tool.

Kane is the latter.

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by ODB » Fri May 11, 2012 9:02 am

tantalum wrote:There's being young, partying and having fun and then there's being a complete tool.

Kane is the latter.
Agreed... there are plenty of young multi-millionaires playing in the NHL. Very few are douche bags to Kane's level.

Come to think of it... I can’t name one!

Radulov maybe???
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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Topper » Fri May 11, 2012 9:11 am

Weather he likes it or not, he is a public figure and one that the Blackhawks use to market their team.

Kid needs to learn a bit of discretion.
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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by black ace » Fri May 11, 2012 10:52 am

There are lots of examples of successful athletes who have questionable off field/court activities.

Kobe Bryant
Brett Favre.....

It probably stings more because he is on a rival team but as long as he performs on ice then he can perform off ice as well.
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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Arachnid » Fri May 11, 2012 11:32 am

Mmmmmmm college/uni girls are da bomb...can't blame the guy for get'n the action and beats Boston Pizza sever rejects 8-)
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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by dhabums » Fri May 11, 2012 3:23 pm

I am pretty sure I've acted douchier than this in my 20s. If I had millions and a SC, they may actually rename douche after me.

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Larry Goodenough » Fri May 11, 2012 8:27 pm

and here's the best of the Kaner photo shop contest. The one of him breastfeeding on the cover of Time magazine is the best. The first one on Abbey Rd is good too.

http://deadspin.com/5909568/here-are-th ... socialflow

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Southern_Canuck » Fri May 11, 2012 8:41 pm

ODB wrote:Come to think of it... I can’t name one!
Doug Gilmour?

Kristian Huselius, Andreas Lilja, and Henrik Tallinder?

Neil Sheehy, Dino Ciccarelli, and Geoff Courtnall?

...and at another disturbing level, what about junior coaches Graham James and David Frost?

And the drunken escapades of Shane O'Brien or Brett Sutter?

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by Arachnid » Sat May 12, 2012 3:08 am

Southern_Canuck wrote:
ODB wrote:Come to think of it... I can’t name one!
Doug Gilmour?

Kristian Huselius, Andreas Lilja, and Henrik Tallinder?

Neil Sheehy, Dino Ciccarelli, and Geoff Courtnall?

...and at another disturbing level, what about junior coaches Graham James and David Frost?

And the drunken escapades of Shane O'Brien or Brett Sutter?

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Re: Patrick Kane's offseason drinking regimen....

Post by SKYO » Sat May 12, 2012 3:26 am

ODB wrote:
tantalum wrote:There's being young, partying and having fun and then there's being a complete tool.

Kane is the latter.
Agreed... there are plenty of young multi-millionaires playing in the NHL. Very few are douche bags to Kane's level.

Come to think of it... I can’t name one!

Radulov maybe???
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