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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Cornuck » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:48 pm

Nice work, Spoons - but I'm not are how the 'pet stain remover fits.
Over 40 years of pain - I just want one day of glory.
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby spooner » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:13 pm

Cornuck wrote:Nice work, Spoons - but I'm not are how the 'pet stain remover fits.

My cat is a Canucks fan. He was upset after game two.
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Cornuck » Sun Apr 15, 2012 2:16 pm

Don't blame him.
Over 40 years of pain - I just want one day of glory.
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Strangelove » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:47 pm

Road Trips With Cherry (or “Don’t Fear the Reaper”)

I saw Spooner’s idol last night on TV,
And spontaneously the key came to me!
We don’t need no Dank,
Now let me be frank:
Gotta have more cowbell immediately!

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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby spooner » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:37 pm

Beauty, Doc.
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby mathonwy » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:29 pm

The dude doesn't like shutdown hockey
and when Larry talks numbers, dude flees
There really is no discussion
with the dude and his mission
to drive us all crazy

The days till Wednesday go by slowly
And the forum in general is unhappy
Our boys are down three
and woe the fuck is me
I just want one day of glory
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Per » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:38 am

Already posted it in the Daniel is on a plane thread, but guess it fits here as well:

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

They say concussions ruin the game
But Daniel says he's as good as he's ever been
He should know if he's healed up enough
Oh I miss Daniel, oh, I miss him so much

Daniel, my brother, you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain or has your head healed
Your eyes have died, buy you see more than Manny
Daniel you're a star on the face of the ice

Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh god it looks like Daniel, but I guess it could be Hank...
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Strangelove » Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:45 pm

Strangelove wrote:Road Trips With Cherry (or “Don’t Fear the Reaper”)

I saw Spooner’s idol last night on TV,
And spontaneously the key came to me!
We don’t need no Dank,
Now let me be frank:
Gotta have more cowbell immediately!


Just got back from some R & R at the Harrison resort with wifey. Wednesday night upon returning to our room after a moonlight dip in the outdoor pool, I turned on the TV for the highlights. Turned the dial to Global just in time to catch Squire Barnes, cowbell in hand.... "Yup just needed more cowbell" he said.

LOFL, thanks for that Squire! :wink:
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Strangelove » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:23 pm

^^^ BTW Squire pulled out it out on air again last night!

IT

OUT!!! :shock:

Okay that's enough of that Squire! :lol:
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby rats19 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:37 pm

Cowbell pulling is initially a blast
A unique schtick that cannot last
Pushing it on us instead of telling yarns
Can't think of anything new....shame squire barns
You are who you hang with.....
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby donlever » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:59 pm

..a diminutive lad is our squire
Pulling ads from the satellite wire
Not a big fan of local news
But Sophie Liu I'd like to.....
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby rats19 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:11 pm

...take a number, you are not a loner
Sophie provides many a man a......
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby donlever » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:22 pm

..yeah I never thought to much of her until I met her at a charity thing one time a while back and she was all dolled up and hot as fire.

I like me some Asian girls...

N e way.

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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby Strangelove » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:33 pm

Look guys we're ALL hot for Sophie, but don't you get it??

ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!
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Re: Playoff Poetry

Postby donlever » Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:39 pm

Strangelove wrote:Look guys we're ALL hot for Sophie, but don't you get it??

ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!



:shock:

So Sophie, baby, how you doin', I was the guy with the, and the...

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