Playoff Poetry
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Re: Playoff Poetry
Nice work, Spoons - but I'm not are how the 'pet stain remover fits.
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
Re: Playoff Poetry
My cat is a Canucks fan. He was upset after game two.Cornuck wrote:Nice work, Spoons - but I'm not are how the 'pet stain remover fits.
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Re: Playoff Poetry
Road Trips With Cherry (or “Don’t Fear the Reaper”)
I saw Spoon’s idol on the TV,
Twas then when the answer came to me!
We don’t need Dank,
And to be frank,
More cowbell immediately!
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The Fat Lady Singeth Not (or Driving Miss Brünnhilde)
I found her backstage all primed to go on,
As fat and as wired as a fish ‘bout to spawn.
And now gagged and hog-tied,
In my trunk she’ll reside,
We make our own fate, let omens begone!
I saw Spoon’s idol on the TV,
Twas then when the answer came to me!
We don’t need Dank,
And to be frank,
More cowbell immediately!
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The Fat Lady Singeth Not (or Driving Miss Brünnhilde)
I found her backstage all primed to go on,
As fat and as wired as a fish ‘bout to spawn.
And now gagged and hog-tied,
In my trunk she’ll reside,
We make our own fate, let omens begone!
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Try to focus on someday.
Try to focus on someday.
Re: Playoff Poetry
The dude doesn't like shutdown hockey
and when Larry talks numbers, dude flees
There really is no discussion
with the dude and his mission
to drive us all crazy
The days till Wednesday go by slowly
And the forum in general is unhappy
Our boys are down three
and woe the fuck is me
I just want one day of glory
and when Larry talks numbers, dude flees
There really is no discussion
with the dude and his mission
to drive us all crazy
The days till Wednesday go by slowly
And the forum in general is unhappy
Our boys are down three
and woe the fuck is me
I just want one day of glory
Re: Playoff Poetry
Already posted it in the Daniel is on a plane thread, but guess it fits here as well:
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
They say concussions ruin the game
But Daniel says he's as good as he's ever been
He should know if he's healed up enough
Oh I miss Daniel, oh, I miss him so much
Daniel, my brother, you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain or has your head healed
Your eyes have died, buy you see more than Manny
Daniel you're a star on the face of the ice
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh god it looks like Daniel, but I guess it could be Hank...
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
They say concussions ruin the game
But Daniel says he's as good as he's ever been
He should know if he's healed up enough
Oh I miss Daniel, oh, I miss him so much
Daniel, my brother, you are older than me
Do you still feel the pain or has your head healed
Your eyes have died, buy you see more than Manny
Daniel you're a star on the face of the ice
Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for LA
And I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Oh god it looks like Daniel, but I guess it could be Hank...
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Except when donating blood.
Except when donating blood.
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Re: Playoff Poetry
Just got back from some R & R at the Harrison resort with wifey. Wednesday night upon returning to our room after a moonlight dip in the outdoor pool, I turned on the TV for the highlights. Turned the dial to Global just in time to catch Squire Barnes, cowbell in hand.... "Yup just needed more cowbell" he said.Strangelove wrote: Road Trips With Cherry (or “Don’t Fear the Reaper”)
I saw Spoon’s idol on the TV,
Twas then when the answer came to me!
We don’t need Dank,
And to be frank,
More cowbell immediately!
LOFL, thanks for that Squire!
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Try to focus on someday.
- Strangelove
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Re: Playoff Poetry
^^^ BTW Squire pulled out it out on air again last night!
IT
OUT!!!
Okay that's enough of that Squire!
IT
OUT!!!
Okay that's enough of that Squire!
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Re: Playoff Poetry
Cowbell pulling is initially a blast
A unique schtick that cannot last
Pushing it on us instead of telling yarns
Can't think of anything new....shame squire barns
A unique schtick that cannot last
Pushing it on us instead of telling yarns
Can't think of anything new....shame squire barns
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
Re: Playoff Poetry
..a diminutive lad is our squire
Pulling ads from the satellite wire
Not a big fan of local news
But Sophie Liu I'd like to.....
Pulling ads from the satellite wire
Not a big fan of local news
But Sophie Liu I'd like to.....
DeLevering since 1999.
Re: Playoff Poetry
...take a number, you are not a loner
Sophie provides many a man a......
Sophie provides many a man a......
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
Re: Playoff Poetry
..yeah I never thought to much of her until I met her at a charity thing one time a while back and she was all dolled up and hot as fire.
I like me some Asian girls...
N e way.
Hockey.
I like me some Asian girls...
N e way.
Hockey.
DeLevering since 1999.
- Strangelove
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Re: Playoff Poetry
Look guys we're ALL hot for Sophie, but don't you get it??
ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!
ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!
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Re: Playoff Poetry
Strangelove wrote:Look guys we're ALL hot for Sophie, but don't you get it??
ireSquay ightmay owshay her this eadthray!!
So Sophie, baby, how you doin', I was the guy with the, and the...
DeLevering since 1999.