Poetry Corner

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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Sick Bunny » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:11 pm

LotusBlossom wrote::lol: Wow, could possibly be...

But I don't want to give Chris that much credit :P


Cat's out of the bag anyway.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby LotusBlossom » Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:14 pm

Sick Bunny wrote:
LotusBlossom wrote::lol: Wow, could possibly be...

But I don't want to give Chris that much credit :P


Cat's out of the bag anyway.

:lol:

Addition: I supposed I should spend more time in the Bar and Grill, but only with certain threads do I like participating. I honestly LOVE the hockey forum these days. A lot of feed back. Although I don't post as much, it's always a good read these days, much of that I credit HW and her findings. :)
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Strangelove » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:57 pm

Strangelove wrote:
dbr wrote:It's Christmas and there is no donlever in the poetry thread.


Hmmm alrighty then, one for Lever, one for Dave....

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Head Honchos of Days Gone By (or In the Home for the Holidays)

Leves was a boss that no one dared diss,
Had him an ass that wise men would kiss.
As old as the hills
He now gets his thrills
Shuffleboarding with Thinker and Chris.

:santa:




Strangelove wrote:I was making rather merry over the holidays... to say the least. Good news: I’m almost fully recovered! Haven’t really visited the corner in the new year because doing so seems to have the effect of cuing up Auld Lang Syne (inside m'head like). Good song... until about the thousandth time. It’s all too spooky actually. About as spooky as Canuckmessageboardland has been of late what with all the QUIET. Perhaps if I made an offering to appease ghosts of posting past?

Odes to the missing elite...


Cornering The Donald (or Show Yourself Donny, I Know You’re Lurking!)

Of all fuckin Nuck message board greats,
To e’er grace the lives of lowly ingrates,
Our Don was the don,
He glistened... he shone...
A beacon of light for reprobates.


Tell the truth now Donny, these limericks helped lure you out of the shadows now didn't they? :mex:

Lurking was never meant for the likes of you big guy!
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby donlever » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:01 pm

I have no idea what you are talking about Doc.

:sly:

...although the limericks are mint.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Eddy Punch Clock » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:41 pm

donlever wrote:I have no idea what you are talking about Doc.

:sly:

...although the limericks are mint.


BTW- you owe us a "T'was the night before Christmas"
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Strangelove » Sun Jan 31, 2016 9:05 pm

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Wee Laddie Rumsfeld

A wee hooligan makes the rounds,
Like a proverbial pack o' hounds.
He’s on people’s cases,
And in people’s faces,
Such audacity knows no bounds.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Rumsfeld » Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:50 pm

If there were a few more posters like wee laddie Rumsfeld, ie guys that don't let the Pom-Pom Squad bully them into obscurity for having a different opinion, maybe there'd currently be more than 10 regulars on the forums.

Kind of doubt it's a coincidence that membership dropping into the toilet has coincided with your silly Saint Jim troll crusade.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Strangelove » Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:25 pm

Traffic is down in every corner of Canuckdom.

It's called the Rebuild Effect.

Speaking of which, and back on topic...


Whingers

In trying times you’ll have yer whingers,
Yer doom-saying lunatic-fringers.
They panic you see,
When rebuilding you be,
They’re a lot like yer soulless gingers.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Rumsfeld » Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:35 pm

I'm sure the pee-pee squad will love that one. Just have to wait till a grown-up comes home to read it to them.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Per » Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:31 pm

Strangelove wrote:Traffic is down in every corner of Canuckdom.

It's called the Rebuild Effect.

Speaking of which, and back on topic...


Whingers

In trying times you’ll have yer whingers,
Yer doom-saying lunatic-fringers.
They panic you see,
When rebuilding you be,
They’re a lot like yer soulless gingers.


When a crappy English soccer team gets better, and the half empty stadium starts to sell out every game, the die-hard fans in the stands tend to point fingers at the fair weather fans in the seats and chant "where were you when we were shite?" I kind of like that sentiment. :look:
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Topper » Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:34 pm

Die hard like our owned Blobby Mac. Paid $200 for tickets so he could post from the game when he could have got better from a scalper for a 10th of the price.

I wonder if he put down his cell phone to lead the cheer for the wave?
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Strangelove » Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:08 pm

:)

Die Hard

“I love our boys thro' thick ‘n thin!”
He said to his son with a grin.
Yet waving his flag,
This self-loathing fag,
Cursed their souls all the while deep within.
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Strangelove » Sun Feb 07, 2016 3:43 pm

Rumsfeld wrote:If there were a few more posters like wee laddie Rumsfeld, ie guys that don't let the Pom-Pom Squad bully them into obscurity...


LOL wot a load...


Blarney Blabber

Up to here with his blarney blabber?
Up to there with his jibber jabber?
It don’t smell sweet,
When up to your teat,
In his stinkin’ Killarney clabber.

:mex:
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Rumsfeld » Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:59 pm

Those last couple are pretty good! :thumbs:
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Re: Poetry Corner

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:26 pm

People who like Luca
They makea me Puka
They's Trolls they are
Probably drive a smart car
Nobody could like a guy that shitty
At least not someone smart in a hockey city
Mongtards one and all
Probably rocking a silicone ball .
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