Five free shots

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Five free shots

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:45 am

If you got a free punch in the face for any five people who would it be ? Whose dome would you want to cave in ? I have my five :

Don Taylor
Jeff Paterson
Howie Mandel
Rosie O'Donnell
Jack Edwards
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Re: Five free shots

Postby ukcanuck » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:54 am

George W Bush
Gordon Campbell
Dan Russell
Mike Milbury
Gary Buttman
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Re: Five free shots

Postby Vpete » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:38 am

Ron MacLean
Brent Sutter
Joe Thornton
Tim Thomas
Brad Marchand

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Re: Five free shots

Postby RoyalDude » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:56 am

1. Any Republican will do
2. Religion-pushers
3. Ron MacLean
4. Don Taylor
5. Someone possessing cyborg mob mentality lacking the ability and balls for individual thought processing who let others, media influence them into action and opinion and what they should be liking and buying and doing the thinking for them. An inability to question and think outside the box, understanding that there are more colors than just black and white.
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Re: Five free shots

Postby ukcanuck » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:01 pm

RoyalDude wrote:1. Any Republican will do
2. Religion-pushers
3. Ron MacLean
4. Don Taylor
5. Someone possessing cyborg mob mentality lacking the ability and balls for individual thought processing who let others, media influence them into action and opinion and what they should liking and buying and doing the thinking for them. An inability to question and think outside the box


The first 5 are free, the rest you have to pay for :twisted:
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Re: Five free shots

Postby CFP! » Mon Jan 02, 2012 10:46 pm

1. Kids that that procreate without a thought of the future
2. Alberta
3. ICBC
4. BC Faries
5. Joe Rogan
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Re: Five free shots

Postby Farhan Lalji » Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:55 pm

1. Brad Marchand
2. Dave Bolland
3. Ron McLean
4. Gary Bettman
5. Brian Wawryshyn (onlykidding ;) )
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Re: Five free shots

Postby RoyalDude » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:26 pm

I'll tell you what, that Paul 'Chappy' Chapman goof is climbing up my list fast of who to throw down Blobby Mackenzie style. Can't stand him.

That Scott Rinteel(sp?) goof is as well.
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Re: Five free shots

Postby Farhan Lalji » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:54 pm

RoyalDude wrote:
That Scott Rinteel(sp?) goof is as well.


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Re: Five free shots

Postby Island Nucklehead » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:27 am

1. Milan Lucic
2. Dave Bolland
3. Brad Marchand
4. Pat Kane
5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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Re: Five free shots

Postby LotusBlossom » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:36 pm

RoyalDude wrote:I'll tell you what, that Paul 'Chappy' Chapman goof is climbing up my list fast of who to throw down Blobby Mackenzie style. Can't stand him.

That Scott Rinteel(sp?) goof is as well.


Paul Chapman is an acquaintance. What is it about his broadcasting do you not like? lol :p
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Re: Five free shots

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:27 pm

I'm thinking hard of adding Don Cherry to my list but i'd probably kill the old senile goat if I hit him. Ron Mclean would have a river of piss running down his leg if anybody threw down on him. Those two assholes were a fucking disgrace last night.
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Re: Five free shots

Postby RoyalDude » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:02 pm

LotusBlossom wrote:
RoyalDude wrote:I'll tell you what, that Paul 'Chappy' Chapman goof is climbing up my list fast of who to throw down Blobby Mackenzie style. Can't stand him.

That Scott Rinteel(sp?) goof is as well.


Paul Chapman is an acquaintance. What is it about his broadcasting do you not like? lol :p


Here it is quite simply, he doesn't have what it takes to to lead a broadcast, he sucks. He is better off on spot duty. It's like listening to a train wreck when he speaks.
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Re: Five free shots

Postby LotusBlossom » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:27 am

RoyalDude wrote:
LotusBlossom wrote:
RoyalDude wrote:I'll tell you what, that Paul 'Chappy' Chapman goof is climbing up my list fast of who to throw down Blobby Mackenzie style. Can't stand him.

That Scott Rinteel(sp?) goof is as well.


Paul Chapman is an acquaintance. What is it about his broadcasting do you not like? lol :p


Here it is quite simply, he doesn't have what it takes to to lead a broadcast, he sucks. He is better off on spot duty. It's like listening to a train wreck when he speaks.

But he doesn't lead the Broadcast. The name of the show is Scotty and Company, not Chappy and Company. Much like Ferraro he follows Rintoul's lead. Chapman is a newspaper guy, like Botchford who has put his hat in radio broadcast arena. I actually like both Botch and his insight more than many others. Would be great if Farhan was more a regular guy with the TEAM because he's really my fave to listen to throughout the day, but Chappy is trying something new and the TEAM is tinkering with chemistry right now as it has since the firing of David Pratt.
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Re: Five free shots

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:44 pm

LOL did anyone hear Combover Taylor phone in to Sekeres today ? He was commenting on the Marchand hit and he had a fair comment about how the play developed and how it ended. What bugged me was how three times he said anyone who's played hockey before knows Marchand was after Salo because Salo rubbed him out 15 seconds before. He was basically putting himself out there as someone who has played at a high level.

Listen baldy. It doesn't matter if you played the game or not ... if you have a decent understanding of the game you can kinda get it that Marchand was pissed and he ended up doing something retarded.

Don Taylor is one the WORST hockey players I have ever played against in beer league hockey. He's horrific and looks like a newborn foal on skates.... and no I'm not trying to be a prick. For dude to mouth off like he has played good hockey before and that only someone who has played the game will understand, is irritating because as i have seen at Queens and 8 Rinks he is brutal. I could care less about that but don't come across like you are some kind of decent player because if a hack like me skates circles around you aren't very good.

Fuck I hate that guy.
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