Hulk needed better lawyer...

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/cel ... ebritology


70% frikken percent.....ouchie wowchie
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rats19 wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/cel ... ebritology


70% frikken percent.....ouchie wowchie
Didn't she hook up with her sons friend?

How does she do that then soak up most of the cash?
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must after the "fact" NOT the "fact"
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The only way that settlement makes sense is if it was her brains that turned his muscle into cash. If she doubled up as his business manager and wisely invested the money and turned his wrestling income into a fortune then maybe she would deserve the lions share. Otherwise the woman is the most expensive whore in the world and the judge was either a woman herself or an asshole.
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What a bitch she was on that reality tv show
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That's a lotta liquid, but at least he's washed his hands clean of the broad.

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Yeah, I don't understand American divorces. Here it's much simpler:
No alimony - grownups are supposed to be able to support themselves - and assets are split 50-50, unless there is a prenuptial agreement, in which case that takes over. But I guess that'd put hordes of American lawyers out of business, so rather the messy and quirky negotiations they have than simple common sense. :roll:
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Much like her figure, It is a front loaded payout.

She gets her cash up front, as a whore should, and retains 40% of the business (plastic figurines, like her breasts), he gets his appearance fees and book revenue.
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