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Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby rats19 » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:11 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/cel ... ebritology


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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby Potatoe1 » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:14 pm

rats19 wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/hulk-hogan-did-not-do-so-well-in-divorce-settlement/2011/11/25/gIQA5gJGwN_blog.html?wprss=celebritology


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Didn't she hook up with her sons friend?

How does she do that then soak up most of the cash?
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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby rats19 » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:23 pm

must after the "fact" NOT the "fact"
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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby ukcanuck » Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:10 pm

The only way that settlement makes sense is if it was her brains that turned his muscle into cash. If she doubled up as his business manager and wisely invested the money and turned his wrestling income into a fortune then maybe she would deserve the lions share. Otherwise the woman is the most expensive whore in the world and the judge was either a woman herself or an asshole.
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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby Jovorock » Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:52 pm

What a bitch she was on that reality tv show
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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby BladesofSteel » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:47 am

That's a lotta liquid, but at least he's washed his hands clean of the broad.

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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby Per » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:28 pm

Yeah, I don't understand American divorces. Here it's much simpler:
No alimony - grownups are supposed to be able to support themselves - and assets are split 50-50, unless there is a prenuptial agreement, in which case that takes over. But I guess that'd put hordes of American lawyers out of business, so rather the messy and quirky negotiations they have than simple common sense. :roll:
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Re: Hulk needed better lawyer...

Postby Topper » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:19 am

Much like her figure, It is a front loaded payout.

She gets her cash up front, as a whore should, and retains 40% of the business (plastic figurines, like her breasts), he gets his appearance fees and book revenue.
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