A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

[SKYO]

Right, the Luxury + Supercar Weekend http://luxurysupercar.com/general-info @ VanDusen Botanical Garden, missed out!

[Sick Bunny]

And here I thought they were just being prosecuted!

serves me right for trying to post before the first coffee (or after the last prosecco). That said, they ought to both persecute and prosecute the lot.

[Topper]

Joke I ran on a guy in camp at dinner last night.

I had been to town in the afternoon so I said at dinner
Topper: Hey Anthony, I heard something about your girlfriend when I was in town this afternoon.

Anthony: What did you hear?

Topper: Not sure I should say.

Anthony: What did you hear?

Topper: I don't know if I should say anything. Once its said, it can't be taken back.

Anthony: What did you hear?

Topper: I'm really not sure I should say anything.

Anthony: What did you hear?

Topper: Someone told me that the next time you sleep with her you shouldn't think about how much she looks like your sister.

[ODB]

Just after I graduated high school a buddy called me and said he got schrooms. I went over to his place that morning and we ate a bunch while watching ytv. He had a big baggy with 10 or 12 oz’s. They were shit so we just kept eating them. Around noon after eating half the baggy we decided they were crap and he had been had. We went to the gas station to get some junk food for lunch and as soon as we started walking they kicked in. I guess we just needed to move around.

I quickly developed tunnel vision and realized we had eaten way too much. We went back to his house and my buddy locked himself in the bathroom. I had to get the hell out of there so after some convincing I got my buddy to go for a walk with me. Before he’d leave he insisted he had to hide his schrooms from his parents. We went into his garage and he grabbed a ladder and climbed into garage attic. He hid his schrooms amongst the insulation and refused to come down. He just kept peeking his head out saying he couldn’t come down. It was hot as hell out and musta been 40 degrees up in that attic so he stripped down to his underwear. He was freaking out because he had bugs all over him and he couldn’t stop itching. I sat on a chair and did all I could to stop my mind from snapping and becoming lost in the abyss. He sat up there all afternoon while I fiddled with common shit one would find in a garage. I found a soldering gun and a chunk of wood. I burnt shit into the wood for an hour or so. I stacked fire wood into a tower that was a work of art by the time I was done. I kept getting freaked out because I could hear him crawling around up in the attic but I had no idea what he was doing. His mom came home from work and the garage door opened. As soon as I saw her car I walked out. She said hi and asked what we were up to but I just kept walking. He said his mom and dad couldn’t talk him down out of the attic until 7:00 that night.

He never did go back up and get the baggy of schrooms. There’re still up there to this day.

[Strangelove]

^^^ reminds me of the classified experiments we used to perform on folks back in the day...

[Per]

^^^ reminds me of the classified experiments we used to perform on folks back in the day...

This one of yours?

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/02/healt ... nfect.html

[ODB]

Whew, so I'm not the only one to build a tower out of firewood...

[rats19]

when i was 18 my mom brought in some farm fertilizer from black creek BC...that shit had the best spores left in it...the next fall...holy shit!!! best shroooms evah!!!! story about 8hrs shift at pulp mill another time, while younger brother freaks out at home and girlfriend calling me at work and I am just fucked and a co-workers also..

[Topper]

The other night I mentioned to a kid on the crew, nothing is quite like the 7/11 candy counter at 3am while hallucinating on mushrooms........

[ODB]

The other night I mentioned to a kid on the crew, nothing is quite like the 7/11 candy counter at 3am while hallucinating on mushrooms........

The florescent lights fuck you up. I don’t think it could be any brighter in those stores!

[Topper]

The other night I mentioned to a kid on the crew, nothing is quite like the 7/11 candy counter at 3am while hallucinating on mushrooms........

The florescent lights fuck you up. I don’t think it could be any brighter in those stores!

We would do long mushroams down the beach from Kits towards Jericho and back with a stop at the Holy Log of Antioch. Most times the bush along the way looked like lazy boy recliners covered with holy bush and the holy berries all had bright blue pupils staring back at me. On the way back to the apartment, we'd hit the 7/11 that was at the bottom of Yew across from the beach.

I recall one night, a friend grabbed some orange candy, headed to the counter and asked "what are these?" The scrawny little lisping faggot working the graveyard shift said "they're oranges" but of course we heard "your gorgeous" and all broke into hysterics. There were 7 of us, with one guy pointing the tethered pistol from the arcade game near the door straight at the cowering batty boy.

Poor bastard must have been scared shitless when we walked in the door.

UBC Endowment Lands after a fresh snow were also very memorable.

[SKYO]

tried shrooms once, and never again, couldn't move for like a half a hour, cuz if I looked in any direction the world would warp badly and fast.

Felt like I was going to die, and fell backwards on the grass, ambulance came and put me to bed on my side, so I wouldn't choke on my tongue. I woke up after that and it was fun though, after the hardcore effects wore off, but too scared to do that again.

[SKYO]

Switched from bb torch to HTC Panache today, the mobilicity back to school sale lol $40/month for unlimited everything, including NA phone calls, all phone options, awesome deal, couldn't pass it up, from RIM to Android, man what a awesome difference! 1GHz processor lightning fast compared to BB.

[CFP!]

Daycare sucks.

My son is 6 days in and our provider is already complaining bcs he doesn't follow the same sleep sched as her kids.

FUCK YOU! I pay you $1K/month to figure that shit out. Dont tell me my kid has to adapt to a new house, new shit, new ppl, being ripped away from mom and now also has to sleep at different times bcs thats when your 4 or and five yr old sleep at.

Maybe bcs he has just tuirned one he still needs two fucking naps a day.

Retarded bitch, ahem ex-maid of honour.

[Aaronp18]

Daycare sucks.

My son is 6 days in and our provider is already complaining bcs he doesn't follow the same sleep sched as her kids.

It means that she no longer gets her regular naps along with the kids.