A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:53 pm

silver wrote:I've heard of tires being tubed, but before today I didn't know that tubes could be tired.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Arachnid on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:00 pm

ODB wrote:I'm waiting on the call to get the big V!

39 years old and one kid.

Anyone out at CC think I’m nuts for not wanting more kids when I’ll be 40 before the kid’s born? Anyone have one and regret it (a vasectomy... not a kid...lol)? Anyone have one and realize it was the best decision ever??? I have every intension of embracing my vasectomy if ya know what I mean (----------> wink)! I get laid more than 90% of you losers anyway but look out momma once my load is lighter by about a billion sperms! :thumbs:

I will become a man on a mission!

Thinkin of pullin a creeper and posting pics?


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First Creep, then The Ryper now OD gets his coffee can shop chopped...sorry OD, I'll never do it, I'm too much of a stud and macho man and well, I don't have to tell you my method of birthkontrol! 8-)

Sorry to here you are a weak feminist sock puppet (kidding!) ) (am I?) yeah, I'm kidding (am I really?)

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Topper on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:37 pm

Will the Mrs enjoy decafe or will she be off in the Blue Mountains enjoying something strong and black?
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby LotusBlossom on Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:38 pm

Topper wrote:Will the Mrs enjoy decafe or will she be off in the Blue Mountains enjoy something strong and black?

:lol:
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:34 pm

Topper wrote:Will the Mrs enjoy decafe or will she be off in the Blue Mountains enjoying something strong and black?

:mrgreen:

:mex:

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:06 pm

ODB wrote:
Strangelove wrote:But seriously Ohdes: DON'T DO IT!!! :shock:


Why not??? think of all the fun I'll have!!! Talk to me Doc... what am I not considering here?


Ummm you ARE aware you’d hafta get your balls shaved...... right buddy?? :look:

And hey, ever hear about:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-vasec ... n_syndrome

“4 years after vasectomy 33% of respondents experienced some chronic testicular discomfort” :shock:

Also, studies have shown sexual desire is diminished to some degree after this procedure:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/6869041

Now think about this: Your body will still produce sperm, where do you think that will go now??

THAT'S RIGHT: You'll be absorbing your own sperm for the rest of your life!! :?

Then there’s the well-documented psychological effects:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/932701

I'm not trying to scare ya buds, just want you to do a little research before taking the plunge.

BUDDY... can’t you PLEASE just go * instead?

Y'want me to talk to the missus for ya? :drink:

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:11 pm

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.....
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:14 pm

ODB wrote:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.....


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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ODB on Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:39 pm

Welcome to snoozeville!

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Strangelove on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:15 pm

ODB wrote:Welcome to snoozeville!

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Summertime blues buddy!

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Sick Bunny on Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:59 am

Strangelove wrote:Summertime blues buddy!

Well, since it's a slow summer day and everything... internet troll jailed after mocking deaths of teenagers. Hmmm, come to think of it, I haven't seen Kapil around lately...

(Of course, this is in England, where they also persecute rioters.)
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Per on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:22 am

Sick Bunny wrote:
Strangelove wrote:Summertime blues buddy!

Well, since it's a slow summer day and everything... internet troll jailed after mocking deaths of teenagers. Hmmm, come to think of it, I haven't seen Kapil around lately...

(Of course, this is in England, where they also persecute rioters.)


:shock:

And here I thought they were just being prosecuted! :wow:

persecute (third-person singular simple present persecutes, present participle persecuting, simple past and past participle persecuted)

1.To pursue in a manner to injure, grieve, or afflict; to beset with cruelty or malignity; to harass; especially, to afflict, harass, punish, or put to death for one's race, sexual identity, adherence to a particular religious creed, or mode of worship.
"Do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you." -Matt. v. 44.
2.To harass with importunity; to pursue with persistent solicitations; to annoy.


So, are rioters now considered a specific creed, and thus protected by freedom of religion? :eh:
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby Per on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:40 am

Sick Bunny wrote:Well, since it's a slow summer day and everything... internet troll jailed after mocking deaths of teenagers. Hmmm, come to think of it, I haven't seen Kapil around lately...

As despicable as the acts of said troll were, I'm torn when it comes to the idea of throwing him in jail.

It's stated in the article that he has Asperger's... thus by definition he has problems relating to other people's emotions, and thus he was probably unaware of the damage he did to the relatives of those he mocked.

Whatever happened to the concept of intent? :eh:

At the same time, people with Asperger's tend to be extremely logical. Vulcan-like, if you say.
Thus the message "do this and you go to jail as a consequence" is probably more likely to work on people with Asperger's than on people in general. Thus if they jail this guy to send a message to the autistic/Asperger/related syndromes community, it may actually work. I assume the deterrent factor is much more vivid for this group than for normal, more irrational, people. Most criminals never take the getting caught part into their calculations. People with Asperger's actually might do so.

The jail term will in no way teach this guy to understand the emotions of other people. He may actually think he is being persecuted, and in a way he is, since what he did is actually rather consistent with his condition, and thus he is being jailed for what he is as much as for what he did.

Still. If the message this sentence sends out has an effect on other autistic/Asperger people's behaviour maybe it's worth it? :eh:

I'm not a great fan of the Chinese style "killing the chickens to scare the monkeys" approach to justice though.
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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby SKYO on Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:40 am

Whats with all these Bentley's cruising around Vancouver lately? Seen like 5 this week on my way to work in gastown.

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Re: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Postby ukcanuck on Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:38 pm

SKYO wrote:Whats with all these Bentley's cruising around Vancouver lately? Seen like 5 this week on my way to work in gastown.

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Were any of them found in a field? on the left side perhaps??
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