A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

[ODB]

No more froth in the cappuccino, eh?

That's what we're thinking. Problem is I'm not 100% certain we're 100% certain??? Can one ever be 100% certain?

If we were to win the 40 million dollar lotto on Friday, and live out our days on easy street, we just might have another one? Or what if my wife realizes I'm an asshole and she kicks my ass to the curb three weeks after I get snipped? That's when I bag a 24 year old supermodel whose only desire is to have my baby!

So I think we're going to bank some of my cum!

That way in the extremely unlikely event that we change our minds we still have options and in the mean time I can take her to Mexico and fuck her on the bar in the disco while a packed house watches without a care in the world...

[Topper]

No more froth in the cappuccino, eh?

So I think we're going to bank some of my cum!

Who owns the bank account when she kicks your ass out on the street?

[Eddy Punch Clock]

So I think we're going to bank some of my cum!

Do you get to take the jar home or do you have to do it there? Man, because if all they got is magazines I don't know if I'd personally be able to do it. I've been too spoiled by internet porn for too long to be able to jack to a still picture on a piece of paper.

[Strangelove]

That way in the extremely unlikely event that we change our minds we still have options and in the mean time I can take her to Mexico and fuck her on the bar in the disco while a packed house watches without a care in the world...

Fondly recalls a certain night on a certain patio at a certain resort in Jamaica.

But seriously Ohdes: DON'T DO IT!!!

[ODB]

Who owns the bank account when she kicks your ass out on the street?

I'd assume I do but I see where you're going with this and I will get clarification!

Do you get to take the jar home or do you have to do it there? Man, because if all they got is magazines I don't know if I'd personally be able to do it. I've been too spoiled by internet porn for too long to be able to jack to a still picture on a piece of paper.

I'm not sure what they'll have. The wife will go with me so she'll lend a hand or mouth. It can't be any worse than when we were trying to conceive. We worked at it for a few years with no results. I got my swimmers tested (pass with flying colors btw). I went to the hospital and some bitchy nurse hands me a pill type bottle and tell me to GO TO THE PUBLIC WASHROOM DOWN THE HALL AND WHIP ONE OFF? I asked her if she was huffing fucking glue? I mean can't a fella end up behind bars for doing that shit in public? I went home, took care of business and took it back.

But seriously Ohdes: DON'T DO IT!!!

Why not??? think of all the fun I'll have!!! Talk to me Doc... what am I not considering here?

[Per]

But seriously Ohdes: DON'T DO IT!!!

Talk to me Doc... what am I not considering here?

you mean... apart from sharp objects being thrust into your ballsack... ?

[svts]

"Get the do-it-yourself kit. It's fast, it's effective, and by gosh it works!"

[ODB]

you mean... apart from sharp objects being thrust into your ballsack... ?

You make it sound like some kind blood thirsty ghoul is going to doing the procedure?!?!

I'll be awake keeping a close eye on the doctor and believe me, I WILL have a roll of quarters in my fist and I WILL not HESITATE to pummel the doctor on the spot should there be anything that even resembles thrusting!

[rats19]

you mean... apart from sharp objects being thrust into your ballsack... ?

You make it sound like some kind blood thirsty ghoul is going to doing the procedure?!?!

I'll be awake keeping a close eye on the doctor and believe me, I WILL have a roll of quarters in my fist and I WILL not HESITATE to pummel the doctor on the spot should there be anything that even resembles thrusting!

apparently and this is pure speculation...but real men jog home from the procedure...or at least to the car....lol

[dbr]

"Get the do-it-yourself kit. It's fast, it's effective, and by gosh it works!"

Or you could let this woman do it, she's seen some Youtube videos and can bring her own box cutter:



In semi-seriousness, back when my dad's peers were of the age where some of them considered vasectomies I seem to recall a friend of his had one and based on was saying then that he was told there is a nerve that can be damaged doing the procedure that would result in erectile dysfunction for the rest of your life.. at this time (~10 years ago) it happened with a pretty surprising frequency, I think it was close to 50/50.

Anyway take it with a bucket of salt, but I'd be looking into that before getting snipped (when the time comes).

[ODB]

apparently and this is pure speculation...but real men jog home from the procedure...or at least to the car....lol

I'll report back and let ya'll know how it was but... I'm not worried about pain.

The fact is it's a lot less invasive than any procedure my wife would endure. Ream men don't make their women get their tubes tired! We're getting up there in age and my wife is getting to where the pill can have some pretty serious side affects (blood clots, pulmonary embolism ect...) AND.... I AM NOT WEARING RUBBERS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!

So it seem like the logical thing to do is get snipped!

[rats19]

apparently and this is pure speculation...but real men jog home from the procedure...or at least to the car....lol

I'll report back and let ya'll know how it was but... I'm not worried about pain.

The fact is it's a lot less invasive than any procedure my wife would endure. Ream men don't make their women get their tubes tired! We're getting up there in age and my wife is getting to where the pill can have some pretty serious side affects (blood clots, pulmonary embolism ect...) AND.... I AM NOT WEARING RUBBERS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!

So it seem like the logical thing to do is get snipped!

I didnt say real men dont get it done...I said they jog right afterwards...lofl

[svts]

Ream men don't make their women get their tubes tired!

I don't think ream men have women.

[rats19]

Ream men don't make their women get their tubes tired!

I don't think ream men have women.

reamers dont..thats for sure...lol

[svts]

Ream men don't make their women get their tubes tired!

I don't think ream men have women.

reamers dont..thats for sure...lol

At least this thread's educational.

I've heard of tires being tubed, but before today I didn't know that tubes could be tired.