Theater concession is robbery. They might as well just fuck a guy in the ass...
NO DOUBT... fuckers. Time to start smuggling in popcorn machines and liquid refreshments! They can't stop us all...
My MAIN pet peeve is commercials though! Seriously. Hey, I mute commercials at home, the only time I ever see a one is.... AT THE MOVIES.... at a billion decibles in dolby sound!!
This after a shakedown at the ticket booth and an all-out raping at the concession stand! GREAT, take all my easily-earned money AND BRAINWASH ME WITH YER GODDAMNED COMMERCIALS AS WELL!!!
BTW, ever smell a fart at a movie theatre and try to sniff out the culprit?
One last thing. I love the superscreen movies they have these days BUT
Am I the only one who doesn't get why... the bigger they make em... the further folks like to sit towards the back? Am I missing something here?? Why not make em 100 feet high and sit 3 blocks away! (reminds me of the stupid geek who tried to sell me a 32 inch computer monitor - "Just slide it to the back of your desk"
). Listen, my favorite spot is in the middle of the third row (last row in that front section) but no one I go to the movies with will ablige me. I want the FULL effect of that giant screen PLEASE. But nope. I also like the way the those high seat-backs support my neck as I sink in looking ever-so-slightly upwards...
Well we got to the movie early the other night and sat about half-way up. I watched as the theatre filled up. That front section remained empty until the rest of the place was packed. I'm sitting there looking at my favorite seats thinking "Yup, I'm the only sane person at this movie!". Later this was confirmed to me when I noticed I was the only one plugging his ears during the commercials. So yeah, I'm sitting there as sane as a judge visiting a looney bin. Now get this:
Halfway through the movie everyone looks at ME
as if I
was the crazy one for standing up, looking around and yelling "Okay, who's doing the farting??!!..... it's YOU isn't it lady??"
OMG some of the looks I got! So I say "Oh I get it, you people LOVE
the smell of her farts!! AND fucking commercials! .... AND taking up the ass at the snack bar!! Seriously, I'm
nuts?? Hello: I'm an internet psychiatrist... ya losers!!"
Okay, I may have imagined some of that but guys, it's a crazy freaking world we live in....