Little help here

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Little help here

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:43 pm

How the hell does a guy get out of jury duty ??? Just got a letter in the mail giving me a summons to appear in October. I can't take the financial kick in the nuts especially when this trial is anticipated to last from 1 to 3 weeks and it's not on a set date. Not to mention I'm just not that interested in sitting in on a trial for a long period of time.
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Re: Little help here

Postby Topper » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:33 pm

get a swastika tattoo on your face
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Re: Little help here

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:52 pm

Topper wrote:get a swastika tattoo on your face


I'm going to play the financial hardship angle via email. If that doesn't work I will show up to the selection date hammered with a purple mohawk and say the prick is guilty and he deserves to be hung.
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Re: Little help here

Postby RoyalDude » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:20 pm

Blob Mckenzie wrote:
Topper wrote:get a swastika tattoo on your face


I'm going to play the financial hardship angle via email. If that doesn't work I will show up to the selection date hammered with a purple mohawk and say the prick is guilty and he deserves to be hung.


Shit Blob, you want out, go on one of your classic week long benders and get busted somehow.
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Re: Little help here

Postby Arachnid » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:20 pm

just say you know the perp on here...amarigh' BD?! :lol:
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Re: Little help here

Postby Blob Mckenzie » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:31 am

F it. My HR manager says I will be paid in full for doing my civic duty. Now I just have to make the cut. :lol:
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Re: Little help here

Postby Mr.Miyagi » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:18 am

I always wanted to be on jury duty. The thought of having a conversation with a bunch of strangers deciding another stranger's fate intrigues me ...

Also being on the other side of the court room would be a nice change as well. ;)
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