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The Brown Knight wrote:I love women but every now and then, I get in the mood to be in the presence of a well groomed black man with a nicely trimmed goatee, with an adequately large shoe size, that completely blows me away and tickles my fancy so to speak.

Don't worry, everyone had you tagged as someone suffering a genetic birth defect long ago.

BurningBeard wrote:

The Brown Knight wrote:I love women but every now and then, I get in the mood to be in the presence of a well groomed black man with a nicely trimmed goatee, with an adequately large shoe size, that completely blows me away and tickles my fancy so to speak.

Don't worry, everyone had you tagged as someone suffering a genetic birth defect long ago.

You speak for everyone?

I am interested to see if "everyone" truly feels this way.

My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

I am willing to bet BIG MONEY that if you created said poll, most people would perceive me as an intellectual savant as opposed to a QUOTE UNQUOTE "having suffered a genetic birth defect long ago." Their votes would be reflective of this and in the end, you would have egg on your face.

referring to "hugeschlongitis" perhaps

The Brown Knight wrote:You speak for everyone?

I am interested to see if "everyone" truly feels this way.

My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

I am willing to bet BIG MONEY that if you created said poll, most people would perceive me as an intellectual savant as opposed to a QUOTE UNQUOTE "having suffered a genetic birth defect long ago." Their votes would be reflective of this and in the end, you would have egg on your face.

Relax - the last thing I want is to be embarrassed by you.

The Brown Knight wrote:My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

Were you born long ago?

Topper wrote:

The Brown Knight wrote:My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

Were you born long ago?

1981!

I realize that 1981 probably only seems like yesterday to an old timer like you, but for me.............that's long ago!

I remember Expo 86 and so that has to be worth something.

BurningBeard wrote:

The Brown Knight wrote:You speak for everyone?

I am interested to see if "everyone" truly feels this way.

My suggestion to you is to create a poll on this forum and pose the question (i.e. "In your opinion, has The Brown Knight suffered a genetic birth defect long ago?").

I am willing to bet BIG MONEY that if you created said poll, most people would perceive me as an intellectual savant as opposed to a QUOTE UNQUOTE "having suffered a genetic birth defect long ago." Their votes would be reflective of this and in the end, you would have egg on your face.

Relax - the last thing I want is to be embarrassed by you.

I am pretty positive that if we had a physical confrontation of sorts in real life, I would defeat you pretty easily.

My roundhouse kicks would simply be too much for you to handle.

The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.

The Brown Knight wrote:

BurningBeard wrote: Relax - the last thing I want is to be embarrassed by you.

I am pretty positive that if we had a physical confrontation of sorts in real life, I would defeat you pretty easily.

My roundhouse kicks would simply be too much for you to handle.

The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.

I actually was born with a genetic birth defect so I'm pretty sure that's true. Good on you though, congratulations.

BurningBeard wrote:I actually was born with a genetic birth defect

You're not the only one bro.

I'm East Indian........and you know what they say about East Indians and South Asians.

##Size9ShoeSize

The Brown Knight wrote: The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.

Yeah no, can't see that ending well for either one of you...

Strangelove wrote:

The Brown Knight wrote: The first point of contact would be my FOOT hitting your FACE.

And the second point of contact would be your FACE hitting the GROUND.

Yeah no, can't see that ending well for either one of you...

I still remember a lot of what I learned in 1989 under Sensei Rick Marshall.

Suffice to say, BurningBeard would be in a "world of hurt" if he ever engaged in a fisticuffs battle with The Brown Knight.

The Brown Knight wrote:

BurningBeard wrote:I actually was born with a genetic birth defect

You're not the only one bro.

I'm East Indian........and you know what they say about East Indians and South Asians.

##Size9ShoeSize

What does an unnatural appetite for curry have to do with your shoe size?

Now I need to check that All India Sweets and Restaurant place on 49th and Main. yum!

Went for a skate this morning with the kid out on the small lake we live beside.

Eat my dick!

http://storify.com/EliLanger/this-man-i ... s-flight-n

fack'n liar...