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[ukcanuck]

http://www.vox.com/2015/10/26/9616984/g ... my-morales

Guatemala follows Canada's lead and elects a comedian to lead their country!

Too funny

Thank you for the laugh

[Topper]

Its election day in Belize, one of the candidates gave my father in-law a $100 and a ride to the polling booth.

We’ve got it all wrong here in Canada.

[2Fingers]

I am amazed at how many guys don't wash their hands after using the washroom.

[Strangelove]

I am amazed at how many guys don't wash their hands after using the washroom.

Yeah, it's not really a "washroom" if you don't wash something.

[Strangelove]

Life getting you down?

[Rumsfeld]

What's a washroom? Is that where gay men go to take a piss?

[Rumsfeld]

Its election day in Belize, one of the candidates gave my father in-law a $100 and a ride to the polling booth.

We’ve got it all wrong here in Canada.

Lol, I thought your wife was the only one accepting c-notes from the locals over there!

[Blob Mckenzie]

Tuck in Pacific Blue 100 mm coming your way . You , your shopping cart and your cat will end up in Lonsdale Quay tonight .

[2Fingers]

Are Vancouver pedestrians some of the stupidest people on earth?

A) no really you don't own the street
b) if you moved a little faster you wouldn't be so skinny challenged
c) how about a little white in the clothes instead of all black in the dark
d) move you ass a little faster
e) walk in a straight line, don't start veering to the side
f) move faster or the front end of my car will meet the back end of your ass and you will move faster
g) seriously the hand up telling you not to walk doesn't mean to run anyway

[Cousin Strawberry]

Its election day in Belize, one of the candidates gave my father in-law a $100 and a ride to the polling booth.

We’ve got it all wrong here in Canada.

Lol, I thought your wife was the only one accepting c-notes from the locals over there!

Rummy you need your own show man...you have Rummy-isms like Ricky

[SKYO]

Ronda took the L!

[Island Nucklehead]

So THAT's what Tiger Blood means....

[SKYO]

[Rumsfeld]

Spike Lee is a piece of shit.

[Chef Boi RD]

Some real bright and shiney, respectable, honorable young men wandering the streets of downtown Vancouver these days, the kind parents would be mighty proud of, taking up the art of sucker punching unexpecting, innocent, minding their own business, men these days. This year their have been 10 serious sucker punches, leaving 3 dead and one in a coma with permanent brain damage. The one in a coma, who had part of his brain removed, was walking with his wife after taking in a show at a comedy club was suckered unexpectingly by a brave young lad. Here is the best, one of the 3 dead is a 60 year old man. Wow! Real tough. Apparently most of the kids doing it are kids from out of town, the suburbs. Only one arrest made so far, a 23 year old from Coquitlam. You gotta hope and believe that this kid ain't gonna get much respect from his new found cellmates for his respectable street cred.