Is this where you stopped letting your wife read this thread or are you two exhibitionists?ODB wrote:Corb, I've seen more bases on more people in some weekends that you've seen in years!Corb wrote:Corvettes and Coors Light don't get a fella to 4th base these days.
Last new years we had a party. The next day my wife and I spent the day laughing and cleaning up lube.... It was EVERYWHERE! All the door nobs, leather couches, remote controlls, Champagne flute's, kitchen table and counter tops! The fricken handles of the fridge...It was retarded, as if someone ran around and purposaly dumped lube on everything. Sex toys bobbing around in my hot tub....
I've done seen shit man..... I've seen shit!
What too do CC?
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2011..... the one that got away.
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Edit:Eddy Punch Clock wrote:
Is this where you stopped letting your wife read this thread or are you two exhibitionists?
I'm going to get in trouble for talking about this. Not from my wife.... My carpet munching post was deleted because it's not appropriate material for these boards. I respect that so... post removed and, carry on, nothing to see here.
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DOOR KNOBS??!!ODB wrote: Last new years we had a party. The next day my wife and I spent the day laughing and cleaning up lube.... It was EVERYWHERE! All the door nobs, leather couches, remote controlls, Champagne flute's, kitchen table and counter tops! The fricken handles of the fridge...It was retarded, as if someone ran around and purposaly dumped lube on everything. Sex toys bobbing around in my hot tub....
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ROFLMAO!Strangelove wrote:
DOOR KNOBS??!!
Too friggen funny. I honestly never considered the possibilities.
We had a fondue supper and bottles of wine. I usually stick to the Coors Light and pace myself... Multiple bottles of wine and champagne left things a little hazy.
*pictures friends taking turns sitting on my door nobs*
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Door knobs and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Bright copper kettles and crisp apple streudels
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things...
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Well if your eating the flooring, your dog is eating the walls, and you're wife is sucking the shingles out of the tar, you shouldn't be complaining about home wreckers.
edit: isn't your son a bit young to be hitting the Vaseline jar.
edit: isn't your son a bit young to be hitting the Vaseline jar.
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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This, except don't say STFU about it as she's your loving dearing wife, and you don't want to get "cut off"Topper wrote:No point in airing dirty laundry in public. Tell your wife to to STFU about it. It is not her business to gossip about. That seems to be precisely what your wife is doing, gossiping.
That said, distance yourselves from the bitch.
Just say fcuk that bitch, and cut your guys' life out of her completely.
Can the Canucks just win a Cup within the next 5 years.
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Pretty much what everyone else said, banish the banshee home destroyer from your lives and then bang yer wif butt good to get her to stfu. It works
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Strangelove wrote:
Door knobs and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Bright copper kettles and crisp apple streudels
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things...
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2011..... the one that got away.
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your wife needs to smoke more dope...
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And remember look eye. Always look eye.Mr.Miyagi wrote:
That's quite the balancing act you have to live there, Ohdee-san. Miyagi give you advice:
Better learn balance. Balance is key. Balance good, karate good. Everything good. Balance bad, better pack up, go home. Understand?
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lolol, arachnid has the right ideal.Arachnid wrote:Pretty much what everyone else said, banish the banshee home destroyer from your lives and then bang yer wif butt good to get her to stfu. It works
Can the Canucks just win a Cup within the next 5 years.
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Years of field researchSKYO wrote:lolol, arachnid has the right ideal.Arachnid wrote:Pretty much what everyone else said, banish the banshee home destroyer from your lives and then bang yer wif butt good to get her to stfu. It works
I love every move Jim Benning makes