Strangelove wrote:Arachnid wrote:Where's our poems Strangelove?! Where's your Christmas spirit gone?!
Ode to Spiderman (or Careful Wot You Wish For)
Spides spun his webs of gobbledgoo,
No love of God, no religion too.
His whinins and bitchins,
Like Lennon’s and Hitchens’,
Earned the disdain of the Chosen Few.
I'm trying to HELP you big guy, check it:
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, *anal sex* and picnics.”
- Christopher Hitchens
Strangelove wrote:Arachnid wrote:I don't believe in goD? .....Just not a white Prima Dona Hebrew
Happy Winter Solstice bud, I got my lantern ready to go...
Okay, let me give this another whirl...
Pagan Priest (or They’re Buns-up Kneelin, He’s Wheelin ‘n Dealin)
“Pagan Priest” sounds somewot odd,
Butt his nymphs believe in sod!
Those fluffy mitts,
And hairy pits,
Have Spidey screaming “OH GOD!”
Strangelove wrote:Arachnid wrote:...butt I'ma Neo-Pagan Priest....we make them shave
*looks at pic.... for one-hundredth time*
Sorry ole bean, just my ‘magination, runnin away with me...
*wonders wot Freud would say*Farhan Lalji wrote:Doc,
Please do a poem for me! I don't care if it's complimentary or degrading, but you haven't done a poem for me in like 7 years, lol.
Code Violator in No-man’s Land (or Ratched-ed Farhan McMurphy)
Served up such sick slander, underhanded hurts,
Brutalized all Rivals, outperved all perverts.
Twas Dumped at ole Calpuck,
And by that Central schmuck,
Sat him in a Corner then eating just deserts.
Less about them.....??poem pls
dbr wrote:It's Christmas and there is no donlever in the poetry thread.
Red Licorice wrote:I'm hobbknobbin' with your goblin.
Ps. I seriously THINK Chris was Artie....
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