Ignorance...... or just rude ?

[damonberryman]

Have you considered offering up their bleeding hearts to the Sun God? It seems to me that this particular species of rodent is going to overpopulate our world soon so why not start knocking them off? Try lending them vehicles after you have performed certain adjustments that will result in blood.
It has been my opinion for quite some time now that we have been invaded. The only sure test to figure out if the body in front of you is human or alien is to give them an empathy test. Talk about the Somalians and how their kids are starving. watch their eyes for pupil movement. If they pretend to feel things their pupils will stay the same size (part of the fight/flight mechanism ALL humans have) and now you have two choices. The person is an alien or a sociopath now called an antisocial personality disorder. Part two is easy. To discern which of the two is in front of you all you have to do is watch. An antisocial will never be able to get along with others not antisocial for very long. Put them in a stressful moment where their appetite is denied (appetite for anything) and if they react strongly you know they are the real thing but human nonetheless. If they consistently do not react and remain bland or seem to stick to a middle of the road script AND the pupils do not change, shoot the fucker. He she or it is an alien.

I hope this gives you some ideas as to how to deal with the kind of organism you refer to.

[Blob Mckenzie]

^^^^ Brilliant fucking input. Pull your head out of your ass. ^^^^

[Rumsfeld]

Yous should have sent them over to Royaldude's patched up old tent. They'd be be hooked on crack within an hour and lose all interest whatsoever in outdoor activities.

[ClamRussel]

This thread certainly went a different direction than I could have predicted...is this Central?

[Blob Mckenzie]

This thread certainly went a different direction than I could have predicted...is this Central?

It was fine until that damon clown participated in it. No idea where that waterhead came from which is why I suggested Bountiful.

Either way I'm anxious to see how chilly the wife's cousins will be when we go up there this weekend. At least we have our own digs this time as our place is good to go. I can't imgaine them being real thrilled to see us come and hook up the boat and then the quads . By next year we'll have a shop built on our property so they can piss off.

[ClamRussel]

Haha, keep us posted Blobbo!

[Strangelove]

Blobby, like our Canucks, you lack assholishness. You shouldn't have let them use your toys in the first place. And you shouldn't have cared about their snubbing after you took said toys away.

Admit it Blob: You're too nice of a guy!

*glances nervously at gun-happy BladeRunner-wannabe Damonberryman*

Ummmm just wanna add this ACTUAL gif of my left eye whilst reading your opening post:

[Blob Mckenzie]

I can be enough of an asshole when I need to be Doc. Believe me if it were relatives of mine acting up like this it would have been dealt with swiftly. Seeing as how it's the wife's cousins I have hung back in the weeds a little so as not to come off as too abrasive. Haha ha ha they are having a wack of people up there this weekend. i guess they can take them all out on the lake in their 12 foot tin can with the 9.9 rudie.

[Strangelove]

i guess they can take them all out on the lake in their 12 foot tin can with the 9.9 rudie.

[LotusBlossom]

i guess they can take them all out on the lake in their 12 foot tin can with the 9.9 rudie.

Oh the mental image.

[Per]

Rudie... can't fail!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1stt0okdM




... or should that be the Muzak thread?