Media storeys that make you go - WTF

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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Eddy Punch Clock » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:30 am

Strangelove wrote:Although admittedly one wonders wot kind of Eddy recipe Topper might come up with. Image

If cannibalism were socially acceptable I mean....


Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder. My hips are fucked anyways and I am a drumstick man... I'm sure Topper could come up with something we'd all enjoy. Lots of fat in me to render though. Low and slow will be the secret to a juicy Eddy. I'm sure we'd all get a little THC buzz too if we we're to feast on my meat.
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby rats19 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:43 am

Is eddy.marbled???
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Topper » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:18 pm

elbow macaroni will be the pasta course
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Postby Arachnid » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:26 pm

followed by zombie salad mmmmmmmm
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Postby Topper » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:39 pm

with Eddie I can do deep fried brain.......sashimi.
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Postby Eddy Punch Clock » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:44 pm

Topper wrote:with Eddie I can do deep fried brain.......sashimi.


And I'm pretty sure you could accompany that with a nice pickled ginger garnish from my liver.
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Strangelove » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:52 pm

Eddy Punch Clock wrote:Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder.


Whoa, no one said anything about MURDER buddy!

But we are hoping you’ll decide to do the right thing....

By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.

Anyone got a large rotisserie?? :drink:
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Arachnid » Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:59 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Eddy Punch Clock wrote:Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder.


Whoa, no one said anything about MURDER buddy!

But we are hoping you’ll decide to do the right thing....

By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.

Anyone got a large rotisserie?? :drink:


We could use him to stud 8-)
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Postby Aaronp18 » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:13 pm

Arachnid wrote:
We could use him to stud 8-)


Nah, not with those hips - to much inbreeding already.

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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby dbr » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:19 am

Strangelove wrote:By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.


I think most connoisseurs would agree that grass fed is the way to go.

Eddy, please whip up a batch of brownies, you know what to do.
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby KeyserSoze » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:37 am

Topper wrote:elbow macaroni will be the pasta course

Fingerling potatoes, perhaps roasted in a bit of duck fat, would make a nice side dish.

Strangelove wrote:Anyone got a large rotisserie?? :drink:

Any strong, round stick should do just fine...

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Postby ODB » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:26 pm

BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Strangelove » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:52 pm



Exactly: ROTISSERIE is wot seperates us from the animals!

And remember folks, cannibals need love too:

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... y-cannibal

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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Sick Bunny » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:11 pm

There's no sausage party quite like a German sausage party.

BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.
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Re: Media storeys that make you go - WTF

Postby Arachnid » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:37 pm

Sick Bunny wrote:There's no sausage party quite like a German sausage party.

BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.


Hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.......is that like Kapspills sausge fests? :mex:
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