Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder. My hips are fucked anyways and I am a drumstick man... I'm sure Topper could come up with something we'd all enjoy. Lots of fat in me to render though. Low and slow will be the secret to a juicy Eddy. I'm sure we'd all get a little THC buzz too if we we're to feast on my meat.Strangelove wrote:Although admittedly one wonders wot kind of Eddy recipe Topper might come up with.
If cannibalism were socially acceptable I mean....
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2011..... the one that got away.
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Is eddy.marbled???
Silence intelligence so stupid isn’t offended….
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elbow macaroni will be the pasta course
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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followed by zombie salad mmmmmmmm
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with Eddie I can do deep fried brain.......sashimi.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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And I'm pretty sure you could accompany that with a nice pickled ginger garnish from my liver.Topper wrote:with Eddie I can do deep fried brain.......sashimi.
2011..... the one that got away.
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Whoa, no one said anything about MURDER buddy!Eddy Punch Clock wrote: Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder.
But we are hoping you’ll decide to do the right thing....
By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.
Anyone got a large rotisserie??
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We could use him to studStrangelove wrote:Whoa, no one said anything about MURDER buddy!Eddy Punch Clock wrote: Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder.
But we are hoping you’ll decide to do the right thing....
By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.
Anyone got a large rotisserie??
I love every move Jim Benning makes
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Nah, not with those hips - to much inbreeding already.Arachnid wrote:
We could use him to stud
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I think most connoisseurs would agree that grass fed is the way to go.Strangelove wrote:By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.
Eddy, please whip up a batch of brownies, you know what to do.
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Fingerling potatoes, perhaps roasted in a bit of duck fat, would make a nice side dish.Topper wrote:elbow macaroni will be the pasta course
Any strong, round stick should do just fine...Strangelove wrote: Anyone got a large rotisserie??
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BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ...
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Exactly: ROTISSERIE is wot seperates us from the animals!
And remember folks, cannibals need love too:
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... y-cannibal
Now there's a guy who loves the ladies!
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There's no sausage party quite like a German sausage party.
BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.
BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.
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Hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.......is that like Kapspills sausge fests?Sick Bunny wrote:There's no sausage party quite like a German sausage party.
BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.
I love every move Jim Benning makes