Media storeys that make you go - WTF

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Strangelove wrote:Although admittedly one wonders wot kind of Eddy recipe Topper might come up with. Image

If cannibalism were socially acceptable I mean....
Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder. My hips are fucked anyways and I am a drumstick man... I'm sure Topper could come up with something we'd all enjoy. Lots of fat in me to render though. Low and slow will be the secret to a juicy Eddy. I'm sure we'd all get a little THC buzz too if we we're to feast on my meat.
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Is eddy.marbled???
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elbow macaroni will be the pasta course
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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followed by zombie salad mmmmmmmm
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with Eddie I can do deep fried brain.......sashimi.
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Topper wrote:with Eddie I can do deep fried brain.......sashimi.
And I'm pretty sure you could accompany that with a nice pickled ginger garnish from my liver.
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Eddy Punch Clock wrote: Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder.
Whoa, no one said anything about MURDER buddy!

But we are hoping you’ll decide to do the right thing....

By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.

Anyone got a large rotisserie?? :drink:
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Strangelove wrote:
Eddy Punch Clock wrote: Is it cannibalism if I'm still alive? I guess so... just not murder.
Whoa, no one said anything about MURDER buddy!

But we are hoping you’ll decide to do the right thing....

By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.

Anyone got a large rotisserie?? :drink:
We could use him to stud 8-)
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Arachnid wrote:
We could use him to stud 8-)
Nah, not with those hips - to much inbreeding already.

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Strangelove wrote:By the way, would you please put yourself on a grain-only diet immediately.
I think most connoisseurs would agree that grass fed is the way to go.

Eddy, please whip up a batch of brownies, you know what to do.
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Topper wrote:elbow macaroni will be the pasta course
Fingerling potatoes, perhaps roasted in a bit of duck fat, would make a nice side dish.
Strangelove wrote: Anyone got a large rotisserie?? :drink:
Any strong, round stick should do just fine...

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BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P
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Exactly: ROTISSERIE is wot seperates us from the animals!

And remember folks, cannibals need love too:

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/gl ... y-cannibal

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There's no sausage party quite like a German sausage party.

BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.
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Sick Bunny wrote:There's no sausage party quite like a German sausage party.

BTW, Eddie: I recommend a rosemary-heavy diet. I'm sure the rest of us will appreciate the result.
Hey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.......is that like Kapspills sausge fests? :mex:
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