Rest in Peace, old buddy

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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Strangelove » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:26 pm

Don't sweat it budski if we were all the same life would be boring!

BTW that was the thread that inspired one of Strangelove's greatest limericks like evah dude:


Rumsfeld the Conqueror? (Or Rummy and Dummy)

Stink-spewing came spunky Rummy,
Who was with Phil absurdly chummy.
What’s what, who’s who?
Whose spunk, whose spew
Ended up in whose loving tummy?


Honestly though... I think the more we fought, the more we came to respect each other's creativity.

Each trying his damnest to piss the other off completely!

Eventually growing to like each other despite ourselves. :lol:

Good times, good times....
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Rumsfeld » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:29 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Rumsfeld wrote:Rob used to wonder what the hell I was doing hammering away on his computer. I told him about CanucksCentral and the cast of characters that made it a fun place, and he started off slowly, as a troll, but then he really grew to love and support the place. I helped edit his stuff and watched a guy with very little writing acumen develop by leaps and bounds. He had real talent.


That explains why... as pointed out in the "Behind the Mask" thread.... posters Creeper, Giggles, and Rumsfeld all misspelled insignificant (insignifiGant).

In the same thread, my sleuthing exposed Rumsfeld as former poster Jovatuzzi.

Finally I understand how a fine upstanding solid HT citizen such as Jovatuzzi became major shitdisturber Rumsfeld!

Answer: Robby. :D


8-)

Oh, it's true. It's damn true.

The good doctor has always had something of an infatuation with yours truly. So much so, in fact, that his final Central post was a sneak attack on me with a sock handle, which of course spelled curtains for old Stanley at Central.

It was only fitting though, in hindsight. Creeps had you so paranoid that you launched a preemptive strike. It was a shame really, but understandable. We were on the verge of joining forces in what would have been the most feared gang in Canucks message board history...

And Rats, of course you were there. RAAT could never have reached the heights of infamy it currently enjoys without the mighty freezer.*

*we totally could, but god bless you for trying, rats
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby rats19 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:39 pm

I did try didnt i....lofl.. those really were about as much of a good time as could be had on the open forum of a god damned hockey talk board. What a great cast of characters..really amazing actually...to some extent it took away time from either work or family or both and we had to do it, it was that powerfull. Yah you fycking rights i was there..just didnt figure some shit out as quicjky as some...if ever...
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Rumsfeld » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:52 pm

Remember how Molly got started?

This is a Rumsfeld classic from a RAAT afternoon drinking binge in '07.

This is the first of several segments dedicated to matching CC personalities to gay 80's brat-pack tarts.

Let's face it. Ohdee and I go way back. Our back-and-forths helped wile away the long summer months, and RAAT vs. AGP was the stuff of legend.

So why, you may ask, is Ohdee represented by fresh-faced Molly Ringwald?

Much like a spoiled teenage girl, Ohdee is ruled by his base emotions. He flip-flops like John Kerry in a weak gust of wind.

I truly believe that the integrity of Ohdee's handle is more important to him than the health of his wife/cousin. I singlehandedly brought OD to the verge of quitting CC altogether, and if it wasn't for the assistance of our mutual pal Doc and a hopped-up Lithium prescription, I would have succeeded. He was on his knees and begging for co-existence, much like Bordernuck's incarcerated mother. I well recall his plaintive squeal for help as he started a thread announcing that he was done.

Molly and Ohdee are both desperate for peer approval. Both have achieved success in their respective fields, but in doing so both have compromised any semblance of integrity they may have possessed.

If Molly Ringwald and Ohdee both left a message on my answering machine, I wouldn't know the difference.

Unlike my partner in crime creeper, I've never felt anger towards ODB. It has always been a sense of pity. My condolences to your wife/cousin.


I was trying to find the one where I encountered Stangelove's son (played to perfection by a fresh-faced Cory Haim) in an Abbotsford treatment center. No dice as of yet.

Fuckin' Ohdee!

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Ode to the AGP, part deux

For a gang that's composed,
Of six fags and two hos
AGP, well they're pretty aggressive
If they just had some skill,
to go along with that will
They'd see RAAT is the wrong gang to mess with

The gang that you fear,
Will expose just how queer
Is this cult built on random bum-fuckery
If you just heard a grunt,
That's me fisting Per's cunt
While LB smiles and lays out my cutlery

While Cookie posts poo porn,
Ole Sneptsy gets shoehorned
By Ohdee, their illiterate leader
When you tards call me Doc,
Youy're just licking my cock
And exposing you're genuine beaners


©Rumsfeld 2006


And of course, the original...

Ode to the AGP

He struts with a swagger
he'll blither and blather
In many PMs he accosts me
But there's no fucking way
you'll find something as gay
As Ohdee's new ass-grabbing posse

If one thing is clear
all its members are queer
Topps and Spidey think they are refined
Rats19 is a fag
Cookie's girlfriend's a hag
And they all take it in the behind

There's LB fisting Sneptsy
while Per has a Pepsi
And Ohdee looks on in dismay
Hate to burst your brown bubble
but now y'all in trouble
'Cause Rummy can prove you're all GAY


A little homophobic, but when in Rome?

And of course, by the man himself...

I recently got a PM from AWOL AGP member rats19. In it he stated to me that there is constant feuding going on amongst the current Full Patch AGP members and they're future is looking bleak at best.

This does not surprise me at all. If you look at how these tards set up their little jerking circle, it's blatantly obvious that they were all willing to admit any fool into AGP that could paste an ass pic in his avatar. Hence, the AGP had virtually 0 required standards for admittance and thought that they would grow like a unionized Walmart out for justice.

Ohdee, I know you organized this Club with good intentions. You wanted to bring fun to the OF (even if it was for just a while) and thought that forming this club would add a spicy flavor to CC. Just thinking of you and your AGP tards no longer exchanging witty comments back and forth and bullying newbies brings a tear to my eye.

Unfortunately Ohdee, things will never get better for you. Alas, you are nothing but a 34 year old mammyrammer from Saskatchewan who is obsessed with PG 14 movies and lacks the required leadership to run a lemonade stand.

*Punches Ohdee in his asshole* Bring it bitches!


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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Rumsfeld » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:01 pm

Strangelove wrote:Don't sweat it budski if we were all the same life would be boring!

BTW that was the thread that inspired one of Strangelove's greatest limericks like evah dude:


Rumsfeld the Conqueror? (Or Rummy and Dummy)

Stink-spewing came spunky Rummy,
Who was with Phil absurdly chummy.
What’s what, who’s who?
Whose spunk, whose spew
Ended up in whose loving tummy?


Honestly though... I think the more we fought, the more we came to respect each other's creativity.

Each trying his damnest to piss the other off completely!

Eventually growing to like each other despite ourselves. :lol:

Good times, good times....


LOL. I remember chuckling pretty hard at that one. Creeps liked it too. Then we were like, let's kill him.

:lol:

The harder we swung, the more we realized that really we all wanted the same thing. Some fun, some creativity, and some seriously unmoderated nasty shitkicking (except Ohdee. I think Ohdee just wanted to sit naked by the pool, but creeper just wouldn't let that happen).
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Strangelove » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:36 pm

Rumsfeld wrote:The harder we swung, the more we realized that really we all wanted the same thing. Some fun, some creativity, and some seriously unmoderated nasty shitkicking


It's so damned true....


Rumsfeld wrote:The good doctor has always had something of an infatuation with yours truly.


Well that's only because no one has ever been as much like The Great Strangelove.

Sorry Ratman, I was lying through my teeth when i said life would be boring if we were all the same! :P

Hell Rummy, I had a hard time convincing my good buddy Ohdee that you & I were two seperate humans!

Rumsfeld wrote:So much so, in fact, that his final Central post was a sneak attack on me with a sock handle, which of course spelled curtains for old Stanley at Central.


Well some truth there but truth be told there were plenty of things going on behind the scenes... for quite some time.

And hey don't forget the epilogue: El Creepo lured to visit Doc @ Corner, resulting in banning from Central! :mex:

Rumsfeld wrote:It was only fitting though, in hindsight. Creeps had you so paranoid that you launched a preemptive strike. It was a shame really, but understandable. We were on the verge of joining forces in what would have been the most feared gang in Canucks message board history...


Funnily enough it might be more like CJ was paranoid of this rumoured gang and preemptively banned yours truly.

It's quite comical that The Great Strangelove was banned for using a sock at a sock-friendly site

... and that our Creep survived posting an actual aerial photo of a rival's house :shock:

.... yet does get banned for merely publically supporting The Great Strangelove at His new home!! :lol:

Wot can one say, life is funny.

One thing is certain, CJ took on an impossible task in trying to bring in moderation after all those years of anarchy.

Seriously, how to even begin??!!

Ummm not that I love anarchy and it now must be said - Good on the Corner for it's ever-civilized ways! :look:


Relax Ratski: I was lying through my teeth when I said I was lying through my teeth. ;)
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Topper » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:35 am

Anyone know where I can get a deal on a used and stained F150?
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby ODB » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:59 pm

I'm considering re-watching There Will Be Blood. Creeper freaking loved that movie. He went on and on about how great it is. The film got very good reviews and was nominated for a shit load of awards. DDL won an Oscar and a Golden Globe! Based on what creeper was saying (and let's be honest, we all knew creeper loved a good fuck around so I also checked Rotten Tomatoes and was impressed by a positive rating of over 90%) I went out and blind purchased the Bluray. I fuckin hated it... DDL was suuuuuch an asshole! What did creeper see that I didn't? I wondered if creepers father was an asshole and he related somehow. I just didn't understand what he saw in the movie and in particular why he liked the Daniel Plainview character so much!

Hummmmm I'm considering giving it another go? :look:
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby rats19 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:32 pm

ODB wrote:I'm considering re-watching There Will Be Blood. Creeper freaking loved that movie. He went on and on about how great it is. The film got very good reviews and was nominated for a shit load of awards. DDL won an Oscar and a Golden Globe! Based on what creeper was saying (and let's be honest, we all knew creeper loved a good fuck around so I also checked Rotten Tomatoes and was impressed by a positive rating of over 90%) I went out and blind purchased the Bluray. I fuckin hated it... DDL was suuuuuch an asshole! What did creeper see that I didn't? I wondered if creepers father was an asshole and he related somehow. I just didn't understand what he saw in the movie and in particular why he liked the Daniel Plainview character so much!

Hummmmm I'm considering giving it another go? :look:


maybe..just maybe...he knew it sucked and hated it..went to RT and saw the 90% rating...then fucked you...hahahahaha thats pretty good dont ya think? got you late..but got you none the less...hmmmm
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby ODB » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:49 pm

rats19 wrote:maybe..just maybe...he knew it sucked and hated it..went to RT and saw the 90% rating...then fucked you...hahahahaha thats pretty good dont ya think?


Ummmmmm not really?

My fuck around on him was much better. I talked up the sexbox to creeps for months. Told him to get one and said we'd buddy up on line and own mammyrammers in the poker rooms. He bought a 360 and paid for xbox live (his gammer tag was creep wheeler :drink: ) and we became friends. We did have our well documented drinking night playing World Series of Poker and I admit I do sound like a 13 year old Molly Ringwald on line but in the end the joke was on him because I blocked communication with him just weeks after he dropped 500 brown notes (edit, well 5 brown notes... :thumbs: ) so WE could play. He pm'ed me and wasn't happy with the way things turned out but in the end he took the fuck around in stride... he could take lumps just as good as he could give them!
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby rats19 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:52 pm

ODB wrote:
rats19 wrote:maybe..just maybe...he knew it sucked and hated it..went to RT and saw the 90% rating...then fucked you...hahahahaha thats pretty good dont ya think?


Ummmmmm not really?

My fuck around on him was much better. I talked up the sexbox to creeps for months. Told him to get one and said we'd buddy up on line and own mammyrammers in the poker rooms. He bought a 360 and paid for xbox live (his gammer tag was creep wheeler :drink: ) and we became friends. We did have our well documented drinking night playing World Series of Poker and I admit I do sound like a 13 year old Molly Ringwald on line but in the end the joke was on him because I blocked communication with him just weeks after he dropped 500 brown notes so WE could play. He pm'ed me and wasn't happy with the way things turned out but in the end he took the fuck around in stride... he could take lumps just as good as he could give them!


yah ok....but you bought the bluray...becuase of him...i am not saying in anyway you didnt stick it back a tousand fold..but this little gig has me thinking the creepster might have giggled today. ...maybe
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby dbr » Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:52 pm

ODB wrote:I'm considering re-watching There Will Be Blood. Creeper freaking loved that movie. He went on and on about how great it is. The film got very good reviews and was nominated for a shit load of awards. DDL won an Oscar and a Golden Globe! Based on what creeper was saying (and let's be honest, we all knew creeper loved a good fuck around so I also checked Rotten Tomatoes and was impressed by a positive rating of over 90%) I went out and blind purchased the Bluray. I fuckin hated it... DDL was suuuuuch an asshole! What did creeper see that I didn't? I wondered if creepers father was an asshole and he related somehow. I just didn't understand what he saw in the movie and in particular why he liked the Daniel Plainview character so much!

Hummmmm I'm considering giving it another go? :look:


I downloaded it on a whim the other day... Wonder if it was a sub-conscious thing. :|

As for creeper's love for it, I don't know. I guess Daniel Plainview is a badass on the level of some of the characters we have online, and compelling in the way many psychopaths are.. I don't think you have to have an asshole for a father or sympathize with Plainview to like the film.

I think it is a great movie; if nothing else it's a well made, well acted and authentic (to my eyes) period piece but I suppose you could also point to the character study aspect of it, or to themes of ruthlessness and ambition and blah blah blah if you're into that sort of thing.
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Topper » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:06 pm

a great movie

best bowling flick since the dude.
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby Rumsfeld » Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:51 am

ODB wrote:I'm considering re-watching There Will Be Blood. Creeper freaking loved that movie. He went on and on about how great it is. The film got very good reviews and was nominated for a shit load of awards. DDL won an Oscar and a Golden Globe! Based on what creeper was saying (and let's be honest, we all knew creeper loved a good fuck around so I also checked Rotten Tomatoes and was impressed by a positive rating of over 90%) I went out and blind purchased the Bluray. I fuckin hated it... DDL was suuuuuch an asshole! What did creeper see that I didn't? I wondered if creepers father was an asshole and he related somehow. I just didn't understand what he saw in the movie and in particular why he liked the Daniel Plainview character so much!


Creeper's pops is definitely not an asshole.

Rob just liked characters with an edge to them. He loved Tony Soprano and Barnes from Platoon. The Gunnery Sarge in Full Metal Jacket. So many more. For some fucking reason he made me watch Surviving the Game like five times in the late '90s. :lol:

Let's face it Ohdee, not every movie can be as amazing as Underworld. :sly:
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Re: Rest in Peace, old buddy

Postby SKYO » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:27 pm

I just found out about this, pretty sad :cry: , r.i.p creeper, we'll miss your quarkyness, I mostly knew him as a crazy/funny/and sensitive poster at the old CC-OF.

Eddy Punch Clock wrote:His last hoax at Central was PMing a bunch of people and offering to send them a copy of faces of death... or some snuff film anyways. He actually never did have it but he said Skyo was the only one that requested a copy. :lol:

lol, I was probably the only one to respond to that pm which is why he probably said that in the truth/lie thread, which was false btw.

Still seems so unreal. :(
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