ODB wrote:Rumsfeld wrote:OK, so the steaks turned out killer.
But more importantly, everyone's favourite Canucks message board war criminal has himself a big date tonight!
Yes, areseholes, with a woman. A very attractive woman at that, and I've come to believe that her good lucks are matched only by her lack of intelligence. BONUS!
Definitely getting it on tonight.
So we're heading out to a local pub for some bar food, complemented with stouts (for me) and moonshine (for her). Then I'm thinking I'll grill up some chicken breasts at home with some of my famous homemade fettucini alfredo. I only indulge in lard one night a week so I'm jonesing for some fat. I just want to make sure the fat is on my plate and not sitting across the table from me. That picture better fucking be recent. I'm shredded like a mofo and I demand a certain standard!
Anyway, for desert I'm thinking leftover caramel cheesecake (what am I, made of money?), a rag soaked with paint thinner, 1 liter of absinthe and a sexual assault charge.
I'm loosening up right now with the greyest of geese!
Enjoy your weekend, gang!
*staggers away from computer to change into sexy shirt*
Funniest post I've seen in almost 3 months.
Totally reminds me of creeper!
You must update and let us know how things went.
She's not by any chance a....... nurse?
OMG I totally forgot about the nurse!