A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

[Strangelove]

Doc, I'm already half blind as of the Pillow Incident... which might be to my advantage because I'm lowering my standards and switching to a volume approach. Quantity over quality.

*scratches strange itch*

Okay... sigh... I can see there's no stopping you.

May I suggest then you make a life size copy of:



Then all ya gotsta do see is get the little ladies to tape dat dere to dere little foreheads.

And... buda bing buda boom... quantity and quality!

[Per]

did you consider an eye patch?
You know, going for the old old warrior Moshe Dayan type of look?

He wondered aloud why you didn't instead choose a pic like:

Simple.

I figured a former defense secretary would more easily identify with an Israeli chief of staff than with Tom f-----g Cruise.

[Per]

Doc, I'm already half blind as of the Pillow Incident... which might be to my advantage because I'm lowering my standards and switching to a volume approach. Quantity over quality.

*scratches strange itch*

Or maybe, if you really make an effort, you can manage to find your true soul mate?

[Arachnid]

Doc, I'm already half blind as of the Pillow Incident... which might be to my advantage because I'm lowering my standards and switching to a volume approach. Quantity over quality.

*scratches strange itch*

Okay... sigh... I can see there's no stopping you.

May I suggest then you make a life size copy of:



Then all ya gotsta do see is get the little ladies to tape dat dere to dere little foreheads.

And... buda bing buda boom... quantity and quality!

Heeeeeeeeeey nooooooow.....eeeeeeeasy.......eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy......that's my ex and any thought of Alvin Purple there stick handling his way through her is just plain wRong

I agree with Ratski, outta no where does it come...

[Per]

Doc, I'm already half blind as of the Pillow Incident... which might be to my advantage because I'm lowering my standards and switching to a volume approach. Quantity over quality.

*scratches strange itch*

Coincidence?

[Topper]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45361508/ns/local_news-miami_fl/#.TsvrT_I6VtD

[Listercat]

From Botox to Butt Ox !!

[Rumsfeld]

Holy shit you guys. I have just received a letter from Dr. Giggles. He wasn't just a figment of creeper's imagination, he was a real guy! Anyway, he claims that his pre-trial judge won't let him communicate via internet and so he contacted me instead. I have since replied and informed him that any further correspondence will be met with legal action. Anyway, here are the pertinent sections from his letter.

Deer frends,

I have braking nooz!!1

Since I crash my taxi and murdered my wife I have spent much time surfing your website and it is very very good indeed. You peeple are very good peeple. I get to know you all very well now but I am angry two. Sum of you peeple need help from Giggles.

I would rather use my ceremonial dagger to shave Farhan's back on a hot day than read another rambling wall of text from this dingleberryman fellow.

I would rather throw another beaker of sulphuric acid on my sister-in-law I (I DIDN'T WANT TOO DOO IT) than be forced to view another stoopid thread started by this Wildfaeiry woman. Something quite tarible has happened to this woman and she needs to stop now please.

I would rather see Hockey Widow doing calisthenics naked than hear another bad werd about this Luongo man. he is trying very hard and is very good and you peeple are very very bad fans indeed.

So yes you are good peeple but I hate some peeple very much. This Rumsfeld fellow is worst of all. You should not trust him frends this is very important.

Tell Ohdee I have many chickens for sale. And if cranberries are required...

It pretty much stops making sense there. He goes on to describe his Surry townhouse in great detail. Much of the letter appears to be written in blood of of some sort.

I really hope this is the last we hear from Giggles. I never liked him and I have no idea what he's capable of.

*glances over shoulder*

[Vpete]

Holy shit you guys. I have just received a letter from Dr. Giggles. He wasn't just a figment of creeper's imagination, he was a real guy! Anyway, he claims that his pre-trial judge won't let him communicate via internet and so he contacted me instead. I have since replied and informed him that any further correspondence will be met with legal action. Anyway, here are the pertinent sections from his letter.

Deer frends,

I have braking nooz!!1

Since I crash my taxi and murdered my wife I have spent much time surfing your website and it is very very good indeed. You peeple are very good peeple. I get to know you all very well now but I am angry two. Sum of you peeple need help from Giggles.

I would rather use my ceremonial dagger to shave Farhan's back on a hot day than read another rambling wall of text from this dingleberryman fellow.

I would rather throw another beaker of sulphuric acid on my sister-in-law I (I DIDN'T WANT TOO DOO IT) than be forced to view another stoopid thread started by this Wildfaeiry woman. Something quite tarible has happened to this woman and she needs to stop now please.

I would rather see Hockey Widow doing calisthenics naked than hear another bad werd about this Luongo man. he is trying very hard and is very good and you peeple are very very bad fans indeed.

So yes you are good peeple but I hate some peeple very much. This Rumsfeld fellow is worst of all. You should not trust him frends this is very important.

Tell Ohdee I have many chickens for sale. And if cranberries are required...

It pretty much stops making sense there. He goes on to describe his Surry townhouse in great detail. Much of the letter appears to be written in blood of of some sort.

I really hope this is the last we hear from Giggles. I never liked him and I have no idea what he's capable of.

*glances over shoulder*

sounds like he's texting from his cab

[Rumsfeld]

It's possible Pete. I have long suspected that Arachnid and Giggles are the same... peeple, if you will. Crotch Rocket left mental scars on my psyche which may never heal.

[rats19]

Enough hockey already..heavens to murgatroid....rummy covets diversion...well done

[Listercat]

Damn, that sure looks like Topper !!

[Listercat]

Finally after a year of pain I got the call. Going for back surgery Friday, Nov 25th. Hopefully, in a few months I'll be able to walk normally and pain free again. Can't wait.

[rats19]

Good luck..l-cat

[dbr]

Congrats listercat. Hope the procedure goes smoothly.