When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Meds · Post by **Meds** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:23 pm

Danka.

the Dogsalmon · Post by **the Dogsalmon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:24 pm

looks like we are all tending the mongoloid farm...

Sick Bunny · Post by **Sick Bunny** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:59 am

Mëds wrote:One's gotta wonder if anyone has received threats from this here.....errr.....

No, it's to protect one from the Illuminati.

Strangelove · Post by **Strangelove** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:35 pm

Sick Bunny wrote: No, it's to protect one from the Illuminati.

Commies actually!

One must protect oneself if one is attacked mustn't one.

Sick Bunny · Post by **Sick Bunny** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:22 am

Strangelove wrote:Commies actually!

One must protect oneself if one is attacked mustn't one.

Hey Doc, the 60s called, they want their Menace back!

Me, I'm more worried about Eastern Europeans cornering the market on models. I pack a rather large carrot in order to deal with the problem.

Where's Lever, he would understand...

Farhan Lalji · Post by **Farhan Lalji** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:57 am

Sick Bunny wrote:I pack a rather large carrot in order to deal with the problem.

Where's Lever, he would understand...

ROFL.

What the hell are you even trying to say buds?

Have you actually seen donlever's alleged "large carrot"?

How do you know that he would understand?

Did you have an erotic dream of sorts where he offered to explain to you his own version of the "big bang theory" with his large carrot?

I wonder if Mr. Lever is aware of the fact that some lonely dude from Holland quite possibly has the hots for him?

CorranHorn · Post by **CorranHorn** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:00 am

What wouldnt he understand...sad Panda

Topper · Post by **Topper** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:26 am

Is it wrong to carry an Uzi in a Mercedes?

How about if it is sawed off?

Maybe its just semantics.

Sick Bunny · Post by **Sick Bunny** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:50 am

CorranHorn wrote:What wouldnt he understand...sad Panda

I have a hunch Lever understands perfectly well the "serious problem" caused by Russo-Ukrainian dominance of the female model market. It's a Happy Panda problem as far as I'm concerned.

Bollywood here is just worried about competition in the monobrow model workplace caused by Georgia's emergence as a world power.

Strangelove · Post by **Strangelove** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:52 am

Topper wrote: Is it wrong to carry an Uzi in a Mercedes?

How about if it is sawed off?

decryption:

“Should a Jew have anything to do with anything German?

How about a circumcized Jew?”

Sick Bunny wrote: I pack a rather large carrot

decryption:

"I get an unhealthy enjoyment from exposing myself online in various ways.

Despite what that certain chick at that other site said, its rather large."

ODB · Post by **ODB** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:35 am

Strangelove wrote:
Despite what that certain chick at that other site said, its rather large."[/b]

Oh no you di'int!

Strangelove · Post by **Strangelove** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:02 am

Sick Bunny wrote: Hey Doc, the 60s called, they want their Menace back!

Speaking of all things RED:

RL called and said “Look out, SB starts with the cyberstalking... and ends with the webcamming!"

Oh yes I di'id.....

Sick Bunny · Post by **Sick Bunny** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:54 pm

Strangelove wrote:RL called and said “Look out, SB starts with the cyberstalking... and ends with the webcamming!"

But my dear doctor, I believe you're lying through your teeth again!

(Unless this is all crypto-speak, and you're simply trying to confess your own sins.)

Firstly, the RL I remember from the old boards is a sensible girl who'd certainly wouldn't be "calling" (or indeed having anything to do) with an old perv like you.

Secondly, she was long-gone by the time I came back to CC. Whereas you and Ohdee were still there, still discussing her tits. And I'm supposed to have been doing the cyberstalking?

'Tis a twisted world you inhabit. One could even say, an inside-out world.

Strangelove · Post by **Strangelove** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:39 pm

Well it appears this good doctor has struck a nerve!

It's been a long time, but I can remember when you were cool OMS.

What happened to you man??

Oh yes, you brought... it... into the equation. Wotever...

NO MORE HUMOUR FOR YOU... you obviously can't handle it!

Nice job of pissing on our little party... but your lies & slander aren't going to achieve the desired effect buds.

New digs, new rules....

Sick Bunny · Post by **Sick Bunny** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:57 am

Strangelove wrote:Nice job of pissing on our little party... but your lies & slander aren't going to achieve the desired effect buds.

The only slander on here is coming from you, big fella. And I too remember a time when you used to be a decent guy.

Nice picture of dignified outrage though, for a liar exposed...

Anyway, as long as it's all fun and games on a message board, I'm not going to worry about it. I'm just here for the beer. Perhaps you should also take your "pals'" advice and shut it (or drop it? whatever).

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