When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

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When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by Strangelove » Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:22 pm

http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/loca ... lumbiaHome

Earth to security guards:

Don’t take out your frustrations on those who stand upon an even lower rung of society than yourselves!

:look:

(or those upon the higher rungs for that matter)

Just walk your beat, hold open doors, and talk into your little walkie-talkies...

MMMMKAY?? :evil:

Notice that guard near the end of the video? It just kills me that he wears a goatee... lol I have always thought that wearing a goatee is a lame attempt to mask feelings of inadequacy. And control freaks tend to swim in feelings of inadequacy. They tend to take jobs as....well security guards! So yeah the goatee is just CLASSIC from my point of view!

I dunno, the idea of security guards putting the boots to citizens just makes me puke.

It’s a good example of the decay of society in today’s world.

So I thought it might be summer-time thread-worthy in the open-forum of a Canucks-board.

Besides, what else are we gonna talk about... the BC Lions? Image
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by rats19 » Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:27 pm

Smoooooth.....yet :devil:
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by ODB » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:56 am

Oh don't even get me started on security guards! Fuckin ego-maniacs! :evil:

When I was a kid I went to the mall (when they still built them.... remember malls) and we were taken prisoner by a fat handicapped security guard. Even as a young kid I knew this fat ass was a loser. He hauls us in a room and demanded we hand over the CD's we had stolen. We didn't steal any CD's! This fuckin loser demands we hand them over or the police will be called. We're little kids and even though we didn't steal anything we were scared.

Even since I've hated Security Guards. All of em'! Never meet security guard that I didn't consider a power tripping overweight broke loser!

The best part is security guards have pretty much the only completely useless job on the planet. They don't deter thieves! They're not at all affective at getting people to put their cigarettes out at a concert. WTF are they good for? Other asshole jobs at least perform a function that benefits society to some degree! Security Guards are the worst form of life on this planet IMO! Hate em!
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by Topper » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:39 am

Minimum wage layabouts too lazy to do a real job who spend their free time playing 3rd person shooter video games while fantasizing about being a real cop.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by creeper » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:25 am

I'm sure those guys are shaking with fear as to what the homeless dudes 15 year old lawyer is gonna do about it.

Yes I caught the hidden agenda in this thread.

As an aside, has any one checked out the bukkake gif here?

:cry:

Awesome!
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by Arachnid » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:54 am

J-Rod wrote:I'm sure those guys are shaking with fear as to what the homeless dudes 15 year old lawyer is gonna do about it.

Yes I caught the hidden agenda in this thread.

As an aside, has any one checked out the bukkake gif here?

:cry:

Awesome!
what hidden agenda?

i thought all broken down video game'n carpal tunnel syndrome web beggars were security guards

:santa:

I think you should change the topic to something more exotic...like why the seX-Box and PeeStation copied the Wii and went to motion controls?!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now THAT'S fracking funnee (and gay 8-) )
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by ODB » Mon Jul 04, 2011 2:50 pm

Arachnid wrote:web beggars
:lol:
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by Strangelove » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:14 pm

Arachnid wrote: (and gay 8-) )
I didn't wanna go there and it's not because I think there's anything... wrong... with it.

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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by ODB » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:59 am

Just out of curiosity... what does it look like when you try to go to a site that you've been banned from? Do you get a “you don't have permission to view this page” message or something like that? I’ve been poking around some other sites and let me tell you... one could fire a cannon through those boards and nobody would hear it! :!:
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by Strangelove » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:07 am

You are correct sir... on all accounts.

A little frustrating if one was used to finding some of one's classic posts for reference material!

Oh well it's all bridge under the water now. :mad:
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by ODB » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:59 am

Strangelove wrote:You are correct sir... on all accounts.

A little frustrating if one was used to finding some of one's classic posts for reference material!

Oh well it's all bridge under the water now. :mad:
Does it look something like this? :lol: Looks like someone tipped ol fatty belly little penis off!
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Am I allowed to start thinking out loud now? Or would I be best served just keeping my thoughts bottled up inside behind lock and key like they've been for the last six years?
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by rats19 » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:11 am

I think anything that has has been said directly alteady is fair game. If bottled up maybe a pm is due...
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by ODB » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:26 am

rats19 wrote:I think anything that has has been said directly alteady is fair game. If bottled up maybe a pm is due...
Naaa, I'm just kiddn.

CJ won't have a site by the end of summer.

LOL, he's the internet's equivalent of ---> Image

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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by Topper » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:45 am

ODB wrote: Does it look something like this? :lol: Looks like someone tipped ol fatty belly little penis off!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's it.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Re: When Power Goes to the Head of a Security Guard

Post by ODB » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:57 am

Topper wrote:
ODB wrote: Does it look something like this? :lol: Looks like someone tipped ol fatty belly little penis off!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's it.
Well... son of a bitch! :drink:
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