Cornuck wrote:Start a Thesaurus thread and leave the poor Swedish jokes along.
Yeah, knock it off you logophiles, or Ohdee will superciliously manumit his infamous "dullard" insult on you, and then wot are you gonna do?
Anyway, getting back on topic: an Italian walks into a bar and spots a beautiful long-legged blonde sitting all alone. Way out of his league obviously, but he decides to give it a try anyway, sits down for a chat...
...and half an hour later they're back at his place, having furious sex in his bed. She's screaming and panting and scratching his back. Eventually, he rolls off her, very pleased with himself and with the job he's done, lights up a cigarette, looks over at the girl, and asks, "so, you fee-nish?"
She shakes her head. Well, he's a bit surprised by this, but the job is not done, so he stubs out a cigarette and goes at it again. Again she's screaming and panting and kicking and biting his neck. Eventually he finishes, rolls off her, a little bit exhausted, lights up another cigarette, looks at her and says, "so, you fee-nish?" She says, "No!"
Well, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. He puts out the cigarette and gets on top of the girl again. More kicking, screaming, panthing, back-scratching, they even break the bed this time, the girl is all flushed and wild-eyed, the Italian is grey with sweat and can barely manage to light his cigarette this time. "So, NOW you fee-nish?"
She says, "No, no, I'm Swedish!"