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Re: Swedish joke

Postby rats19 » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:29 pm

Cornuck wrote:Glad you got my point.

I don't do 'subtle'. :|


*creeps forward*
point taken..

I would like to say also that i thought your inclusion of the thread derailing style was very well done..and showed good humor and cleverness


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Re: Swedish joke

Postby Sick Bunny » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:46 pm

Ahem...

So, anybody hear the one about the obsequious Finn then?
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Re: Swedish joke

Postby ODB » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:55 pm

Sick Bunny wrote:Ahem...

So, anybody hear the one about the obsequious Finn then?


Ok that's just.... WRONG!

You know damn well obsequious is above my Elementary level of eduication and I'm going to need to look that up! You trying to get me banned or something? Image
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Re: Swedish joke

Postby Sick Bunny » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:02 pm

ODB wrote:Ok that's just.... WRONG!

You know damn well obsequious is above my Elementary level of eduication and I'm going to need to look that up! You trying to get me banned or something? Image

Now you're just being facetious. But I swear I'm not trying to get you ostracized!
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Re: Swedish joke

Postby dbr » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:28 pm

A perfunctory scan of the recent additions to this thread suggests that a link to the NY Times' most looked up words for 2011 is in order, even the most crepuscular poster may find it risible.

(Hopefully Cornuck doesn't inveigh against my pursuit of this particular inchoate tangent as anathema to a well organized discussion board; if my surfeit of synonyms is viewed as the product of insousiance rather than a mere attempt to promote linguistic ebullience, a more avuncular response would be appreciated.)
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Re: Swedish joke

Postby Cornuck » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:35 pm

Start a Thesaurus thread and leave the poor Swedish jokes along.

You guys are acting like Marchand and bitch-slapping this thread.
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Re: Swedish joke

Postby Arachnid » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:29 pm

Cornuck wrote:Start a Thesaurus thread and leave the poor Swedish jokes along.

You guys are acting like Marchand and bitch-slapping this thread.


Ummmm are you Swedish? Because that was quite funny :lol:
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Re: Swedish joke

Postby Sick Bunny » Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:14 am

Cornuck wrote:Start a Thesaurus thread and leave the poor Swedish jokes along.

Yeah, knock it off you logophiles, or Ohdee will superciliously manumit his infamous "dullard" insult on you, and then wot are you gonna do?

Anyway, getting back on topic: an Italian walks into a bar and spots a beautiful long-legged blonde sitting all alone. Way out of his league obviously, but he decides to give it a try anyway, sits down for a chat...

...and half an hour later they're back at his place, having furious sex in his bed. She's screaming and panting and scratching his back. Eventually, he rolls off her, very pleased with himself and with the job he's done, lights up a cigarette, looks over at the girl, and asks, "so, you fee-nish?"

She shakes her head. Well, he's a bit surprised by this, but the job is not done, so he stubs out a cigarette and goes at it again. Again she's screaming and panting and kicking and biting his neck. Eventually he finishes, rolls off her, a little bit exhausted, lights up another cigarette, looks at her and says, "so, you fee-nish?" She says, "No!"

Well, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. He puts out the cigarette and gets on top of the girl again. More kicking, screaming, panthing, back-scratching, they even break the bed this time, the girl is all flushed and wild-eyed, the Italian is grey with sweat and can barely manage to light his cigarette this time. "So, NOW you fee-nish?"

She says, "No, no, I'm Swedish!"
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