Swedish joke

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Swedish joke

Post by Jovorock » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:14 am

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but
think, from listening to you, that you're from sweden.'

The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, I am!'

The first guy says, 'So am I! And where from Sweden are you?

The other guy answers, 'I'm from stockholm,.'

The first guy responds, 'So am I!'

. “And what street did you live on in Stockholm?” The
other guy says, “I lived on Swenson Street
in the old central part of town.'

The first guy says, it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
And what school did ya go to'?

The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to Lar’s Erikenson High School”

The first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what
year did you graduate'?

The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1997.'

The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
believe it? I graduated from Lars Erikenson High school in 1997 too!'

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.

Swen the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters,
'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Swen?

'The Sedin twins are pissed again.'
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Re: Swedish joke

Post by ODB » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:03 pm

:|

Ok then.....

I once knew a Swede that said he would rather force his teenage daughter to have an abortion than have his family deal with the stigma of an unwanted teen pregnancy!

True Story!

Swedes are Evil! :devil:
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Strangelove » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:11 pm

ODB wrote::|

Ok then.....

I once knew a Swede that said he would rather force his teenage daughter to have an abortion than have his family deal with the stigma of an unwanted teen pregnancy!

True Story!

Swedes are Evil! :devil:
Hey, I think I might have known that guy!

If it's the guy I'm thinking about: DEFINITELY a bloodthirsty ghoul.

Was he tight with some old webcamming Russian dude? :wow:



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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Topper » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:46 am

I used to know them.

What a sick pair of pink playboys.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by creeper » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:53 am

I checked into the other site this am and it turns out that evil bloodthirsty ghoul Per (pronounced pair btw :roll: ) spent the last week planting 4000 spruce trees in a section of forrest that was recently clearcut....he mentioned something about helping the environment for his grandson's sake.

WHOA DADDY STAND BACK!!! THATS ONE BAD APPLE......... :devil:

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by ODB » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:09 am

J-Rod wrote:I checked into the other site this am and it turns out that evil bloodthirsty ghoul Per (pronounced pair btw :roll: ) spent the last week planting 4000 spruce trees in a section of forrest that was recently clearcut....he mentioned something about helping the environment for his grandson's sake.

WHOA DADDY STAND BACK!!! THATS ONE BAD APPLE......... :devil:
Nothing more than a ghoul mind trick!

:thumbs:

Edit To Add:
And... I have no idea what you're talking about?

Other site?!?!

Per?!?!

:sly:
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by rats19 » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:18 am

Lofl...odes :o
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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Topper » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:45 am

J-Rod wrote:I checked into the other site this am and it turns out that evil bloodthirsty ghoul Per (pronounced pair btw :roll: ) spent the last week planting 4000 spruce trees in a section of forrest that was recently clearcut....he mentioned something about helping the environment for his grandson's sake.

WHOA DADDY STAND BACK!!! THATS ONE BAD APPLE......... :devil:
A knotty spruce is better than an over ripe cantaloupe.




errrrrrrrr...... so I've been told.
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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Strangelove » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:37 pm

J-Rod wrote:I checked into the other site this am and it turns out that evil bloodthirsty ghoul Per (pronounced pair btw :roll: ) spent the last week planting 4000 spruce trees in a section of forrest that was recently clearcut....he mentioned something about helping the environment for his grandson's sake.

WHOA DADDY STAND BACK!!! THATS ONE BAD APPLE......... :devil:
Hmmm wrong bloodthirsty ghoul methinks.

This "Per" fellow of whom you speak sounds even more effeminate than the Swede to whom I was referring!

Plus your little fellow sounds like he has developed a conscience re: all his years of bloodthirsting ghoulishness.

Can't see that ever happening with ole... wot's-his-name! 8-)
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Re: Swedish joke

Post by creeper » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:47 am

Strangelove wrote:
J-Rod wrote:
Hmmm wrong bloodthirsty ghoul methinks.
Oops my bad....

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Per » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:59 pm

Jovorock wrote:Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but
think, from listening to you, that you're from sweden.'

The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, I am!'

The first guy says, 'So am I! And where from Sweden are you?

The other guy answers, 'I'm from Örnsköldsvik.'

The first guy responds, 'So am I!'

. “And what part of town did you live in in Ö-vik The
other guy says, “I grew up in Arnäs, just north of the city."

The first guy says, it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
And what school did ya go to'?

The other guy answers, 'Well now, I went to Nolaskolan."

The first guy gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what
year did you graduate'?

The other guy answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 2000.'

The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
believe it? I graduated from Nolaskolan in 2000 too!'

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.

Swen the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters,
'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Swen?

'The Sedin twins are pissed again.'
Fixed it for ya. :wink:
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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Sick Bunny » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:52 pm

ODB on Tue Jun 28, 2011 wrote:I once knew a Swede
Strangelove on Tue Jun 28, 2011 wrote:Hey, I think I might have known that guy!
ODB on Tue Jun 28, 2011 wrote:Per?!?!
Strangelove on Wed Jun 29, 2011 wrote:This "Per" fellow of whom you speak
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Hmm, obsess much?

Good to be a pro-lifer, one is certainly... driven.

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Strangelove » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:11 pm

Sick Bunny wrote: Hmm, obsess much?
Oh the irony....
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Re: Swedish joke

Post by ODB » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:29 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Sick Bunny wrote: Hmm, obsess much?
Oh the irony....
He likely doesn't get it Doc... LOW IQ an all.................. :drink:
BTW, NOT A FLAME ... JUST AN OBSERVATION ... :P

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Re: Swedish joke

Post by Strangelove » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:57 pm

ODB wrote: He likely doesn't get it Doc.
No doubt.

whoosh

And if this thread is accidently deleted by a mod surely we can expect the poor bastaad to start a new thread:
Irony and Obsession, a Doctor’s Perspective

So, just before that other thread about Swedish jokes got subducted, refuted and/or comprehensively debunked, my favourite poster brought up a very interesting subject. Namely, that of Irony, and how this mysterious thing called "Obsession" proves the so-called "Irony Theory".

Now, this being a subject that quite a few people find fascinating (well, that and * of course), I think it would behoove the Good Doctor to explain it to all of us a little bit better. What is Irony Theory, what is Obsession, how does one prove the other, and what would Popper say about the whole lot? Inquiring minds want to know.

Over to you, Doc. ;)
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