MICHAEL VICK

[ODB]

[Per]

Did you bank any swimmers and who's got the keys to the vault when shit hits the fan?

Nope! It was going to be stupid expensive and.... Upon more thought it would have defeated the purpose. I'm 40 and I don't want more children. If I wasn't sure to the point of banking sperm I figured I shouldn't have done it. I'm 100% certain I don't want more children.

You know... After my sister in law had had her fourth kid, her Canadian husband decided to have the snip. About a year later she took in a foster child that they have now adopted.....

Didn't do him much good, eh?

[Per]

Besides... the way this has drifted off topic, gone to the dogs, if you will, shouldn't the title rather be My Chafed Wick?

[Topper]

I wonder what "electric-perk" means in this context.

How's that cattle prod feel.

[ODB]

How's that cattle prod feel.

I'll be honest with ya Topper, the Vas itself hurt like a mother! Cattle prod on the nuts isn't that far off. When he cut those tubes I was feeling it big time! I even said Mother Fucker... The TWO nurses watching my nuts get detached talked about random stuff to keep me preoccupied! Once I got home and got a bag of frozen corn on them it was ok. I was a little worried because it hurt during despite the freezing so I figured all hell would break lose once the freezing wore off. Nothing but a dull ache... I suppose it was as pleasurable as could be expected considering he was cutting the tubes attached to my balls! Wouldn’t hesitate to do it again (though as dog said, I could come up with better ways to spend a half hour) and it sure as hell will be better than using rubbers for the next 15 years....

[dbr]

Wouldn’t hesitate to do it again

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.