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Re: Joke Central

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:06 pm
by Topper
rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Got tasered and died.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:19 pm
by rats19
Topper wrote:
rats19 wrote:Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
Got tasered and died.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
topah yew arr sootch n ahhhss :wink:

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:03 pm
by rats19
Two Lions are eating a clown..
and then one lion says to the other..
.."This tastes funny"..

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:44 pm
by Topper
Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 6:40 pm
by ukcanuck
Topper wrote:Lance Armstrong now has more balls than Tour of France titles.
:D :D :D :D
Topper is on a roll

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:12 pm
by rats19
Mrs. rat laughed when I read toppers post...

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:42 am
by rats19
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:59 am
by rats19
KNOCK KNOCK......


Who's there??

The Fans!!!


The Fans!!!Who cares!!!

:evil: :evil:

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:23 pm
by ukcanuck
I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:50 pm
by rats19
ukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
LOL...he still has no idea whats in it... :crazy: a chip creating an orange zinger on the screen...and both of the US fans said..OH there it is...hahaha

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:35 pm
by brosnan
ukcanuck wrote:I like the one in the Sun about the day Buttman got the job as NHL President. HIs buddies in NBA gave him a puck as sparring gift and he spent the whole day trying to open it...
Nice one :D

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:55 pm
by Topper
Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:10 pm
by rats19
Topper wrote:Lance Armstrong, taking his ball and going home.
Sad....not sleep losing sad..but still

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:50 am
by donlever
How sad?

Pro athletes cheat.

Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.

Life goes on.

Re: Joke Central

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:46 am
by ukcanuck
donlever wrote:How sad?

Pro athletes cheat.

Dude is fucking rich and he'll be aight for the rest of his life.

Life goes on.
Except for the cheaters be never prosper or crime doesn't pay lie.

Life doesnt go on for that crap. why play by the rules, that's obviously stupid. Hilarious that they can't give armstrong's titles to anyone else because so many were on the juice they do t know if there was one poor bastard actually not cheating....

Now that's funny lol