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DAVE'S TOP TEN: Slogans for the New Gay Beer - Two businessmen from Switzerland have created a beer specifically for the homosexual community. The beer is called "Queer Beer" and it is marketed by their company, Lemonhead.
#10. For Guys Who Don't Like Busch
#9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket
#8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer's for you
#7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley
#6. Toss one back, and while you're at it have a beer.
#5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching "Trading Spaces" with the guys.
#4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains
#3. Wreck your liver and your marriage
#2. Drink until you can see 'straight'
#1. The Queen of Beers
Britain and France were at war. During on battle the french captured an english major. Taking the major to their headquarters the french general began to question him. The frech general asked "why do you english majors wear red coats? dont you know that it makes you easier targets?"
The english major in his bland englsih way informed the general that they wear red coats so that if they are shot their soldiers wont see the blood and panic.
That is why from that day forward the French wear brown pants.