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Postby Mozy » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:44 am

If your gonna play with the big boys.....


i wouldnt consider you big....of all people
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Postby Madcombinepilot » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:22 am

good.

false alters and flattery will get you nowhere.
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Postby Mozy » Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:34 am

meh
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Postby Madcombinepilot » Wed Feb 09, 2005 3:20 pm

double meh.
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Postby mattola » Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:46 am

DAVE'S TOP TEN: Slogans for the New Gay Beer - Two businessmen from Switzerland have created a beer specifically for the homosexual community. The beer is called "Queer Beer" and it is marketed by their company, Lemonhead.

#10. For Guys Who Don't Like Busch
#9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket
#8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer's for you
#7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley
#6. Toss one back, and while you're at it have a beer.
#5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching "Trading Spaces" with the guys.
#4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains
#3. Wreck your liver and your marriage
#2. Drink until you can see 'straight'
#1. The Queen of Beers
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Postby Cookie La Rue » Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:39 am

:shock: hey mattola, i thought it's just a joke :D but it's real.
Here's a link found on google: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1266860.html
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Postby Mozy » Fri Feb 11, 2005 2:49 am

crazy man :shock:
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Postby Madcombinepilot » Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:47 pm

"I'm happy to see that homosexuals are being taken seriously as consumers. I just hope that the beer tastes good," he said.


:lol:

Q - So, If a stright guy drinks a 'gay beer', what is he?
A - American :)
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Postby Cookie La Rue » Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:13 am

I'm asking myself how the beer is smelling ? with a touch of "pink rose" perfume ? :lol: and i don't want to know what they are doing with the empty bottles :mrgreen:
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Postby Mozy » Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:42 pm

and i don't want to know what they are doing with the empty bottles


ughhh...
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Postby Madcombinepilot » Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:25 pm

Is that why beer bottles are brown?
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Postby Cookie La Rue » Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:00 pm

oh oh no comment.... it's gettin' ugly :lol:
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Postby Mozy » Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:28 pm

oh oh no comment.... it's gettin' ugly


i think nows the time that we go back to telling jokes
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Postby Mozy » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:26 pm

Britain and France were at war. During on battle the french captured an english major. Taking the major to their headquarters the french general began to question him. The frech general asked "why do you english majors wear red coats? dont you know that it makes you easier targets?"

The english major in his bland englsih way informed the general that they wear red coats so that if they are shot their soldiers wont see the blood and panic.


That is why from that day forward the French wear brown pants.
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Postby Mozy » Sun Feb 13, 2005 1:28 pm

Life is not like a box of chocolates....its more like a jar of jalepenos!

What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow :lol:
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