DAVE'S TOP TEN: Slogans for the New Gay Beer - Two businessmen from Switzerland have created a beer specifically for the homosexual community. The beer is called "Queer Beer" and it is marketed by their company, Lemonhead.
#10. For Guys Who Don't Like Busch
#9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket
#8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer's for you
#7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley
#6. Toss one back, and while you're at it have a beer.
#5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching "Trading Spaces" with the guys.
#4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains
#3. Wreck your liver and your marriage
#2. Drink until you can see 'straight'
#1. The Queen of Beers